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In the beginning the mischievous spirit Amel created Akasha, the first vampire. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Why was I cursed with such abusive fledglings?
- You choose to ignore any complaints from said fledglings.
- You do not listen to opinions other than your own.
- You’ve let your fear of solitude push said fledglings away.
- You did not give David a choice as to of whether he would become your fledgling or not.
- When you have a crisis, you simply leave.
- Rather than ever answer my questions personally, you publish the answers in books for the whole world.
- You flaunt your many relationships in said books.
- You are clingy.
- You are possessive.
- You are foolish.
- You become enraged at unfounded and hypocritical notions.
- Your dog makes messes.
- You have little thought to any of your actions.
- You have no concept of thinking before acting.
- You never keep in touch.
- You make me worry.
- You leave me wondering if you have lost your mind or perished somewhere.
- I learn via the publishing of novels that you are not, in fact, dead, but then I truly fear for your sanity when you write of “the miracle of ice cubes.”
Shall I continue?
Marius, you turned your back on me. that came as no surprise, really. You were always the teacher, the parent, the high priest. I don’t despise you for it. But Louis! My Louis, I could never deny you anything, and you turned me away!
Lestat (via unionthesalmon)
unionthesalmon tagged it:
#lestat has problems the book
#vampire chronicles
#when does lestat not have problems
#lestat walks hand in hand with problems right into a problem
#then he adopts that problem and raises it and the problem stabs him in the back
#Accurate
ooc; a summary of VC
[6:31:28 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: lol lestat
[6:31:32 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: me me me me
[6:31:35 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: me bloody me
[6:31:37 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: bless u lestat
[6:32:19 PM] ; 시엘: i swear its marketed like lestat is the only character
[6:32:32 PM] ; 시엘: LMFAO
[6:32:41 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the lestat chronicles
[6:32:50 PM] ; 시엘: interview with the vampire: the vampire we’re interviewing isn’t lestat, but it might as well be since everything else is about him anyway
[6:33:05 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the vampire lestat: in case you missed lestat have lestat
[6:33:15 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: queen of the damned: every male in the world almost dies (because of lestat’s rock band)
[6:33:24 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: tale of the body thief: lestat does a body swap episode
[6:33:36 PM] ; 시엘: it’s like wife swap but not
[6:33:36 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: memnoch the devil: even satan notices lestat-senpai
[6:33:57 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the vampire armand: don’t worry this one has all of armand’s gay feelings for lestat so lestat is still important
[6:34:14 PM] ; 시엘: the vampire armand: surprisingly mostly about armand’s life, but you’re wrong if you think lestat won’t take up at least a few pages worth of text
[6:34:11 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: merrick: lestat’s fledglings gone wild (because lestat wasn’t there)
[6:34:26 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blood & gold: idk marius’ ego is even bigger than lestat’s
[6:34:38 PM] ; 시엘: alternate title: marius bitches about lestat
[6:34:31 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blackwood farm: lestat has a fanboy
[6:34:45 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blood canticle: lestat is upset that there is a st. louis and not a st. lestat
I was like, I should have a man… Cause the one I already have isn’t good enough. I can’t just have any man. I have to have Louis’ man.
ooc; A summary of Queen of the Damned
I came up with an idea as what Armand would have other people saved as in his phone and I just…
Paris Hilton-Lestat
Gandalf-David
Edgar Allen emo-Louis
Rupaul- Marius
Stewart little-Daniel
Crazy ass fucking barbie bitch-Claudia
Constant menopause-Gabrielle
You were probably in rehab by the age of 3-benji
Yes I appreciate your piano skills but If you play while I’m asleep I’ll glue the keys together-Sybelle
Lestat’s lunchbox-Dora
Dynamo-bianca(disappearing act huehehehe)
Gotta catch em all (all your body parts)-Santiago
Cook in the name of the bitch- merrick
^THis is too much! XD
Lestat bungled it with his characteristic lack of common sense.
Summary of the entire Vampire Chronicles. (via foi-folie)
VC synopsis #4,521
This is Lestat’s fault.
The entire VC condensed into four words.
#Accurate
Hi, I only started reading the VC last year so I am really new to the fandom. So far I have only read the first two books and a lot of people seem to not like many of the sequels. Could you suggest which one of the other books I should/should not read?
Welcome to our stable of unstable vampires! 😀
That’s true, some people don’t consider the books past #4 (Tale of the Body Thief) or #5 (Memnoch the Devil) to be canon.
Definitely read these:
– Queen of the Damned (but the movie is terrible and only loosely simialr to the book, don’t traumatize yourself with that!)
– Tale of the Body Thief – Lestat takes Doing the Thing to an extreme.
– the Vampire Armand – bc of reasons.
– Memnoch the Devil – this one presents some really interesting stuff on religion, it’s almost like fanfic of the Bible; I’m not a religious person and I still got alot out of it. Plus it has alot of Feels.
They do get exponentially more insane starting with #5 (someone coined the phrase “the Vampire Crackicles” for those) but that doesn’t mean they’re not worth a try. It’s still intriguing to know what happens/happened to the characters. I think you should keep going in order and see what you think!
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