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luthi69:

“The hell I won’t!” – Interview with the Vampire
“The hell I’m not!” – The Vampire Lestat
“Like hell it is!” – Queen of the Damned

I think Lestat actually described each book’s plot with a slight variation of expression.

ITS CANON BITCHES

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I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them

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hyperbeeb:

So books 1-10 would become

  1. Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
  2. Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
  3. Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
  4. Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
  5. Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
  6. Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
  7. Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory 
  8. Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
  9. Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
  10. Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit

11. Lestat’s Adventures in Fixing Everyone Else’s Problems [nodominion]

I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them

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hyperbeeb:

So books 1-10 would become

  1. Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
  2. Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
  3. Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
  4. Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
  5. Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
  6. Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
  7. Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory 
  8. Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
  9. Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
  10. Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit

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vampiredevelopment:

G.O.B.: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have G.O.B. [bleep] our way out of it.”

Episode 1×22 “Let ‘Em Eat Cake”

I mean, he fucked them into the problem.

How would you describe the personalities of the main characters (Lestat, Louis, Armand, Marius and David) and the relationships between each other.

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lucienlacroix:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Oh god that is too big an answer to try to tackle. I’d say read the Vampire Companion for that. 

In short though, if you want my opinion, I’d recommend you try my VC Synopsis tag, where you’ll find such gems as:

armandromanus:

lestat: *dramatizes*
louis: *angsts*
armand: *blends*

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I want the next TVC book to include Daniel being like lol at everything and everyone’s crazy lives. I mean, Lestat and Louis are drama queens in their own ways [fire anyone?], and Armand is so lowkey shady yet loving that you never know what is going to happen. 

I feel like Marius sometimes just has no time to feel angst or boredom because he’s too busy keeping up with everyone else’s nonsense. And Daniel is off in a corner drinking while he works on a new book. 

PLEASE ANNE, MAKE DANIEL WRITE MORE BOOKS, THX ❤

^YES to all this. 

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zevransbutt:

ur fav is problematic: louis de pointe du lac

  • owned slaves
  • tried to eat a kid
  • set his boyfriend on fire
  • set his new boyfriends friends on fire
  • set a lot of things on fire
  • killed some dude with a scythe
  • eats ppl
  • left his bf in the rain after said bf switched bodies with a mortal through mysterious spirit magic only to realize that the mortal wasnt going to give his body back so he was stuck in that human body and wrote an entire page about the sensation of urinating
  • will insult ur taste in books
  • is literally so beautiful the author has to describe his gorgeous face for two pages before getting on with the story which wastes paper and kills the trees

ur fav is problematic: lestat de lioncourt

  • co-owned slaves (by proxy)
  • ate the overseer slave first, to prove a point
  • trapped a kid in a kid body forever
  • drove his bf and kid crazy enough (by gaslighting and withholding info) that they set him on fire
  • drove a lot of his bfs crazy enough to wish him harm
  • eats ppl
  • raped a woman when briefly mortal but shhhh we don’t talk about that
  • didn’t tell his bf that he was suicidal and tried to kill himself w/out any notice to said bf
  • will insult u for reading books
  • is literally so beautiful he has to remind you in every book in the series about his gray/blue/violet eyes
  • has become mesmerized at Wal-Mart
  • daddy issues
  • mommy issues