The signs as horrifying/ridiculous moments in The Vampire Chronicles

Because this is needed
tw: gore; horrifying imagery.
**SOME SPOILERS AHEAD**
aries: Lestat eating Dora out on her period
taurus: Lestat getting mesmerized and lost in Walmarts
gemini: Tarquin Blackwood’s turning from drinking genital blood
cancer: Lestat describing urination for two pages
leo: LIKE 14 PAGES OF CAMEO BUTTONS
virgo: Marius ripping off Mael’s head to fix it
libra: Lestat eating Mekare’s brain through her eye socket
scorpio: LESTAT’S CLONE SON
sagittarius: Armand cutting Nicolas’ hands off
capricorn: Lestat losing an eye
aquarius: The whipping scene in The Vampire Armand
pisces: Lestat’s attempt to have sex as a human

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myst-l-vie reblogged your photoset and added:

“The fucking firetruck” is what made me lose it haha! Oh, I love your edits, darling

Merci *u* I love that one too! Ppl miss alot of my quality stuff bc it’s buried in the archive, get your shovels and go dig it up! That firetruck one was from Jan ‘16.

And I made these just now FOR YOU and they are pretty dark oh well I’m only a little bit sorry. 

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Don’t forget Lestat is half Italian and Yes Louis would like some.

bluecoolkind:

pop culture intertextuality is just so damn *fascinating*

today a parody movie (50 shades of black) comes out, based on the 50 shades of grey movie, which was based on the 50 shades book, which was based on twilight, which was somewhat based on interview with the vampire (which anne rice based on an earlier short story she wrote), which was based on Dracula and other vampire stories, which originally came from Dr. John Polidori’s The Vampyre (even though Vampires were a thing in folk tales before then, he was the one who made them all classy, etc.)

so really, like so many things, this is all Lord Byron’s fault.