Wormwood (Wedding planner and evil sorcerer) has a plan… well, actually he has two plans… oh, and a scheme… no wait, the scheme is the colours for the wedding…one of them is a plan and the other is a plot… it’s VERY confusing for all concerned!
Unless I’ve misread something the lists are;
Evil To Do List
i – Buy green poison on sale
ii – Mind control tiara on Pricness Isabella
iii – Snub Alan Menken re: Emmy
iv – Take over Kingdom PENDING
v – Something with spiders
vi – Identify the One True King to Unite Them All
vii – Kill Jon Snow
viii – Get cool evil haircut
ix – Ask Wanda for ETA on centerpiece OTHER PLAN
Wedding To Do List
i – Invitations
ii – Isabella pumpkin dress
iii – NO CHILDREN except the groom
iv – Order guten free grog
v – Sit knights at round tables NOT square tables.
vi – Princess Jubilee RSCVP PENDING
viii – More red flowers re: color palette
ix – ATTRACTIVE waitstaff this time
Can I tell you a secret? You don’t have to be in a relationship.
I mean it. I know they force it down your throat until you choke on it. Girls aren’t pretty unless they’re wanted. Boys aren’t men unless they’re having sex with someone. People aren’t lovable until they’re dating someone.
But a relationship won’t always make you happy, and as wonderful as romance is, it isn’t the only love that exists. I have seen friendships that are deeper and more pure than couples who swear it’s forever – and yet the friendship is the one people ignore.
I have heard so often “nobody loves me” out of the mouths of people who are single. And it kills me because if you ask them: where are your parents, your teachers, your classmates, your pets – they say, yes, okay, but it doesn’t count. Of course it counts, love doesn’t diminish just because someone doesn’t want to have sex with you. In fact, doesn’t it sort of make that love more real that they want nothing – not even a date – out of you?
It is pretty to be in love. It’s magical, I’m sure. But it’s also wonderful to stop for ice cream in your prom dress with six other girls. It’s also wonderful to go visit the world with nothing but a bunch of buddies who are really excited about learning.
The problem is: we’ve made everything about “the one”. But maybe “the one” is just you, loving yourself, having fun, and being happy. Maybe instead of looking for our other halves, we should be piecing ourselves together.
Maybe I wasn’t born unfinished. Maybe I am the one who makes myself better.
dating is supposed to be empowering. it’s supposed to make you feel good. it should be about two people, enthusiastically wanting to get to know each other and spend time together. it’s supposed to make you feel good and add joy and fun to your life
if talking to/dealing with/dating/getting to know a person isn’t like that, it’s probably a waste of time
YES. Lovelies, do not, do not, do not spend time with people who don’t make you feel good. I don’t mean they kiss your ass. I mean, you shouldn’t come away from interactions feeling tired, or less-than, or boring, or embarrassing. Relationships are food for your soul, not a drain on it.
// An amazing writer, she can play just about anyone and always excels in bringing their voice to life. Especially with Spike, hell, he even sounds more like he ought to than on the show, given she’s actually English and knows how to use ‘bloody’ and other important words.
I’d recommend following her to anyone and everyone. Go play with her! Send her asks, start threads, plot stuff, she’s absolutely wonderful and always finds a way to make things work so it’s great for everyone involved. No ooc drama, just ic fun and quality entertainment here. New to tumblr RP like I am, but if you can persuade her to play with you, go do it!
Also, I can and could and have and will say about a billion more things, because apart from being a very talented writer and funny and sweet person, she also happens to be my girlfriend. So, yeah, people, she’s all that plus hot and mine. I’m so lucky.
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