whiningforcenturies-deactivated:
You’re welcome.
“Yes it is I, Armand, the red haired teenage Russian let me dazzle you now with my impossible young boyish good looks and–OH MIO DIO–LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIOUS RAT–scusami”
DON’T TELL ARMAND.
whiningforcenturies-deactivated:
You’re welcome.
“Yes it is I, Armand, the red haired teenage Russian let me dazzle you now with my impossible young boyish good looks and–OH MIO DIO–LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIOUS RAT–scusami”
DON’T TELL ARMAND.
I solemnly swear to handle Vampire Chronicles like a mature adult and—
//IKR
Priest: ur brother was a loon
Louis:
Louis to Lestat: I’ll kick your ass! I’ll kick your dog’s ass! I’ll kick my own ass!
Lestat: Aww cute, night night baby.
Louis: I can’t fucking breathe.
Louis: I’m claustrophobic!
Lestat: Don’t be ridiculous. Pleasant dreams!

One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two!
It’s just no good anymore since you went away!
// omg I just remembered the French cook from the cruise episode of Bob’s Burger’s and how he kept saying “kiss me” to bob in his thick french accent
it’s basically Lestat right now xD
Trying to get a kiss from Louis is like

(pssssst fanart raquaaast)