Some crying tips. I’m pretty bored of seeing movies with clean crying, but wow it’s by no means clean. It’s gross and messy and just downright fun to draw.
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Causes of death in all the Shakespeare plays.
Stabbed takes the lead with 30, followed by 5 beheaded, 4 poisoned, and 3, in an excessive move, are stabbed AND poisoned.
tag urself i’m lack of sleep
What are the stages of VC fandom crushing??
- Denial: “I don’t have to read canon or fanfic or post meta about VC in my free time. I can stop whenever I want. They’re just a pile of dysfunctional vampires anyway.”
- Anger: “This is taking up a lot of my free time but SHUT YOUR FACE I don’t have a problem I can enjoy and read other stuff!”
- Bargaining: “I promise I’ll never engage w/ this fandom again!!!…. Right after I post a few last rants/finish the next book/find a little more fanart…”
- Depression: “I CAN’T LIVE W/O IT I NEEDS IT” *collapses on the floor, big ugly crying*
- Acceptance: “I am trapped in this fandom for the rest of my life and I am ok with that.”
^You know Tom is one of us and he probly lurks here. Join us Tom!!
The Question of the Hour was “do peaches look like butts or do butts look like peaches” and i was making up all this shit about how The Lord™ ~obviously~ modeled the delicious fruit after his most delicious masterpiece (the ass) when my sister, without looking up from her phone, shut me up with “ACTUALLY god created the heavens and the earth before he created man… so, in conclusion, butts look like peaches” and i just. cannot believe my shitpost just got shot down with scripture
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Thank you again for the cute title suggestion!
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
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