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spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

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Et cette fois, silence s’il vous plait. On entend beaucoup de bruit a l’exterieur. Juste ici. On y va! On tourney. Son? On dirait que c’est bon. Merci.

And this time, silence please. We hear a lot of noise outside. Just here. Let’s go! It rotates

(film’s rolling/we’re rolling). Sound? Looks like it’s good. Thank you.

[Edited translation thanks to @unwaveringband0flight]

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lady-of-greenwood:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Your boss knows what’s up.