Who’s Lewis
We’re made of star stuff.
Daniel,There are a thousand methodologies of what it means to be broken and lost. As though there is a step by step guide, only waiting for us to notice the cracks…
#//HAPPY BULLSHIT HALLMARK DAY
Yes and also #RIGHT IN THE FEELS
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
i-want-my-iwtv these are the real questions
These ARE the real questions! I’d say puncture wound and then suck. I always pictured vampires as using the fangs to puncture, and then either taking fangs out to suck the wound, or pushing forward a little, fangs still in, to keep the prey locked in and the wound open.
Hollow fangs makes sense with venomous snakes that need it for the delivery aspect >;}
From the vampirebibliographica:
I have asked this question before and people offered this as a solution – A vampire’s fangs could be hollow like the proboscis of a mosquito. Eeuw. Just eeuw. Although it does make sense, but if they are hollow, where do the hollows open up to? Into a gland? Then we’re back to changing the jaw structure of the vampire. And besides, vampires are always described as appreciating the taste of blood. If the blood is carried straight from a tube in the fangs to a gland in the palette and then into the system, when do they ever get an opportunity to savour the taste?
askavampirologist might have a different opinion than me on this.

Gabrielle de Lioncourt
“The well spring of my strength unrestricted
There’s so little I could fail to endure
I could face a tract across the Himalayas
Survive the freezing mist of Scottish MooresMy need to go is hard to fight
I want to gaze upon this world just like the Northern Lights”"Crimson Kiss” lyrics, Lestat the musical
it’s 2015, are you still wearing those old-fashioned clothes?
“HELL NO!”
“I’m hip”
How did you add that gif in your last post? When I try it, it only shows a grey polaroid.
Your gif may be too big, there is a 2mb file size limit (and it works better if the gif is smaller than that). Also, most of my gifs are smaller than 400 x 400 px, this one by pusheen is only 250 x 250 px and 51.8 kb.

Hey Burnadette, do you or your followers know of any fanfic featuring Petronia? She’s such a great character that the other night I found myself considering re-reading Blackwood Farm just to spend more time with her, and that was a bad book that did badly by her. Sigh. I’d appreciate any pointers!
Petronia is a great character! That would be a good reason for a BF reread.
I haven’t seen any fic featuring her, myself, so I’ll throw this out to the fandom.

BTW thanks for that Hannibal/Lestat crossover fic link! It’s gr9!
The Importance of Sex in the Vampire Chronicles
…just a personal observation based on the years (1997-2006) of experience in the field of reading….the online vc fanfiction… 😉
… although the author’s approach has changed a little in this department, no? Vide: Prince Lestat
what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what.
if one could maybe be induced to eat the other? i might watch this show
#i’m guessing vampire chap could win against Dr Lector in a fight
I reckon so, but Lestat might be inclined to play with him for a while first, and Lector wouldn’t make it easy for him.
Dammit, I’d pay money to see/read this. Where is the fanfic on this topic? AO3 only has this, which isn’t quite what I’m looking for but does include the following lines:
“Look, Dr. Lecter, I checked you out. You are an expensive psychiatrist so you must be good. I needed an appointment right away and you were all booked up, so I improvised. Did you hear me say I was a vampire?”
“Yes, I’m Lithuanian, not deaf.”
and:
Hannibal fumes silently. He needs to be careful until he knows what this disturbed and disturbing creature has done with Will. Hannibal no longer doubts he is indeed sitting across from a real vampire. He also
acknowledges since Lestat is already dead he won’t even taste very good…ok, what? that sounds amazing.. vampire fop needs an appointment asap, so he books himself in, and Dr L just snarks at him? excellent
“And you are stressing me out, Doctor Lecter. Do you really want to antagonize a stressed out vampire? What is to be done about that?” – Interview with a Cannibal or Appointment with a Vampire
THIS IS GR9 I LOVE IT!
The Art of the Vampire at its Peak in the year 1876: Armand’s Lesson
Printed in Playboy magazine, January 1979, By Anne Rice
The book “Interview with the Vampire” as published form represents only a portion of the tapes of that interview made by the reporter. Louis told the young man much that was not included,particularly with regard to the master vampire, Armand, whom he had met in Paris. One tale was Armand’s account of his methods of seduction; that is, the art of the vampire at its peak in the year 1876.
(Someone kill me, this is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read, and I just keep thinking of Louis retelling this to Daniel and GODDAMN).
ooc; I love how Armand calls himself Gentleman Death in this. What a Lestat poser.
I love this though, and somehow always forget it exists.
It also pleases me that it goes along with my headcanon that there were things Louis told Daniel that didn’t get put in the book.





