What if everyone in the movie was Brad Pitt?? (Tbh that’d probably make for a melancholy boring ass movie lol)

Um, might not be a totally melancholy boring ass movie!

As Claudia: Actual pic of baby Brad! His kids are clones, I’m convinced.

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Louis: well this is the same.

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Lestat: you know he’d sit like this if he was wearing anything resembling a skirt. YOU KNOW HE WOULD.

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Daniel: demonstrating how to use a hairdryer ❤

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Armand: has some ideas for the bedroom that require protective gloves…

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Marius: has some rules for the Brad!Lestat to abide by…

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David version 1.0:

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Santiago: with the guyliner bc theatre vampire

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OMG YOUR TAGS. Like excuse u but now I need more vampires explaining memes to Armand (Like he gets them he just does not find them funny)

(You mean this post? wow u were digging deep!) Yes plz I also want vampires explaining memes to Armand. 

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#armand needed Louis to ‘make contact’ with the age    #he sets himself up as someone who likes having someone explain him a thing   

Lestat, my beautiful blonde angel, kiss me in the light of a thounsands stars ♡ drain every drop of my blood till i die in your arms… ♡

I just need a number and location…

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Without appropriate papers or permissions
I’m known to bite in tight situations
And I head into your french windows
I thought there was a big connection
I only got my name I only got my situation
I just need my number and location…” 

Radiohead – Skip Divided

do you know of any good VC mafia fics out there? thanks

I don’t know any mafia-specific VC fics out there… 😛

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“Gorgeous…vamps?“ by Endymiasyzygy]

The only fic that comes to mind is 

The Hostile Takeover by StellaMachiavelli (@stellamachiavelliici​):

Lestat de Lioncourt is a high-flying businessman out for revenge on ruthless boss Santino, with the help of his best friend David Talbot. There’s just one complication: on Santino’s side is Lestat’s ex, Louis de Pointe du Lac.

…but I don’t remember if it’s mafia-related or all legal business.

Lestat do you more love Amel than Louis? Why you kiss in front of Louis? I think if you and Amel want to enjoy intimacy shall find another place instead of facing Louis.

♛I have so much love to give, you really expect me to be monogamous about my kissing? I might add that it wasn’t romantic. 

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Louis is grateful when I kiss other people. That’s one less kiss he has to give me for the night, and he already has to give me plenty.

Oh, I have a question about the hair thing! Armand’s hair keeps changing… in IWTV Louis says it’s straight, in QoTD Khayman says it’s straight, but then it’s definitely curly TVA (and I think in TVL as well?). Do you think different characters perceive it differently, or Anne can’t remember/make up her mind? Or, given curling irons weren’t invented yet, maybe it’s straight but sometimes he sleeps in his coffin in curlers…

Let’s be real here, AR probably forgot how she had described it or hadn’t decided on how it should be, bc IIRC it’s only those two instances in all of canon that it’s described as straight, and those were in books 1 and 3, while she might still have been developing him as a character. 

 IIRC, Armand’s hair is described as curly when he was mortal and when he was a fledgling, so I think that’s the natural state of it. I don’t recall him ever mentioning straightening it, but when it’s mentioned in IWTV, it’s the 1970′s, and in QOTD, it’s the 1980′s, so he had access to straightening products if he felt like straightening his hair.

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^X @amadeo-child-of-the-renaissance found this, another Botticelli angel Armand 😉 AR bases Armand off these Botticelli angels and they have varying straight and curly hair.

Is Tom Cruise also in VC fandom?

Not that I know of but I consider him an honorary member, he read the first 4 books to prepare for the role and at one point was interested in playing Lestat again. He has only ever spoken highly of Lestat ❤

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I’d love for him to be involved in the next adaptation in whatever capacity; I’d love him to play Lestat’s dad, bc he’s old enough now! Or if he could be a Lestat coach for the next Lestat, that’d be awesome, too.