Do the VC vampires ever need to take showers or baths?

I headcanon that they are pretty clean creatures, unless they have a messy kill or a particularly adventurous night šŸ˜‰

They do love all kinds of creature comforts, tho, so I’d imagine Lestat especially loves baths. Louis is like a cat and has to be dragged into any body of water! Louis

dislikes unnatural chemical scents, so he doesn’t like most scented products, unless they are legitimately natural.Ā 

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SO UNROMANTIC by Armeleia

Louis and Lestat are my OTP. I think they can be very romantic. However, I think that Lestat constantly ruins romantic situations. The shampoo unicorn horn will ruin the sexy candlelight bath any time.

Ahhhhhhhh signature blend is over omg. I don’t know what to do now. The ending was pretty cute. (You guys should definitely collaborate again…)

Awww thank you so much!!

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@wicked-felina, they want us to collaborate again… !

We do have these chapter ideas that didn’t work to be directly in the story but we may make a separate collection of them…

i really want an “armand lives” t-shirt now

[Anon refers to this post]Ā 

Well you can design one for yourself! I designed this on zazzle, but it wouldn’t met me save it w/ logging in. Font I picked here is the very fancy sounding ā€œRock Show Whiplashā€ ;D

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She’s so thrilled about it! She doesn’t even know what her shirt says!

Jesse/Yvette made my day, thank you!

That’s so sweet of you! You’ve made my day, telling @wicked-felina and me this *u*

VC has few F/F (are we supposed to call them w|w now?) ships, there is plenty of room for more. It would be such an honor if Yvette and Jesse became a new ship thanks to our little AU!

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Jesse/Yvette was something we didn’t predict, and it’s not a real ship (yet!). Btw, that’s Hattie Watson as Jesse on the right, from her IG. I’m using a pic of Yvette from movie!IWTV bc our Yvette was originally inspired by movie!IWTV’s Yvette, who some of us headcanon grew up with Louis and was more of a sister to him than his own sister. That they genuinely cared about eachother. In our fic,

Yvette is a baker par excellence, grew up with Louis, and they even were a couple at one point. That’s long over now, but they’re very good friends.

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[X] Lookit this cutie, Hattie Watson! She has tatts, she could be a modern AU Jesse w/ tatts.

Hit the jump for more pics of Jesse.

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[X] Lovin’ those freckles!

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[X] Coffee break…

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[X] Did I mention she has tatts? She has them.

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[X] Suited up

Have you seen felixphoenixcosplay on tumblr before? He is so great and does a lot of amazing VC cosplay you should check him out

Yes, I have seen this cosplayer, rebageled one of their posts about 5 months ago ;] Looks like this person has done Louis, Nicolas, Gabrielle, and Daniel. Pretty cool!

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[X Louis de Pointe du Lac by @felixphoenixcosplay​]Ā 

I keep cosplay reblogging to a minimum… Ā but if you want more, check out my #cosplay tag and find cosplayers you like, and check out their archives *u*

James Paxton as lestat though

I haven’t actually watched him in anything, I don’t watch him on Eyewitness, but I have seen some borderline NSFW gifs of it on tumblr, and…

I see potential… Can’t quite articulate why, not even being sarcastic. He seems to have the right blend of cockiness and tenderness, and he’s already experienced with making out with another guy on screen, and it would be gr9 to have that in the new VC adaptation.

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^He’s also pretty w/o being like, a model. He has a boy-next-door quality. I imagine that some of what drew ppl to him as a mortal was his blend of confidence, shyness, and caring, those are the things that make what would have been a slightly-above-average-looking guy into someone really gorgeous <3. Then vampiring enhanced what he already had going for him.

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So yeah I would screentest him! Send his name over to AR.

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Some borderline NSFW gifs of him under the cut,Ā more of this kinda Lestat/Nicolas ship: #philkas at @jamespaxt0n​ ā¤


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does Armand not have a last name?

I don’t recall that he ever mentioned having a last name, or that he took on Marius’ last name at any point…

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[^X Björn by gampy (Björn is a fandom fave for Armand)]

Opening this up to anyone, was Armand ever given or has he ever mentioned taking on any specific last names? I can’t even think if he’d ever shared aliases, as Lestat often does… 

Wow. Just hear the song “I can’t decide” by the Scissor Sisters and omg if that isn’t an accurate representation of L/L (especially during IWTV) I don’t know what is

Well I can’t help but agree with you, anon!

ā€œI can’t decide whether u should live or die….ā€

(^To be fair, that attack was in self-defense)

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Lovely Lestat, as you know Daniel’s transition into vampirism hasn’t been graceful. Do you have advice to any young naive mortals before they agree to take their last mortal breath and join you and others in death?

ā™›Advice to ā€œyoung naive mortalsā€ before they agree to become one of us… 

*laughs* Well, Louis would simply say,Ā ā€œDon’t.ā€Ā 

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I can’t speak for Daniel’s transition, but from what he told me, what made it into the record that I compiled as the novel Queen of the Damned… he originally wanted the Dark Gift because he fell in love with Louis’ story, and wanted a seat at our table, so to speak. When he met Armand, it became about wanting to be with Armand, made so much more frustrating because of Armand’s struggle to accept Daniel, whether to bring him over.

Then, when that had been overcome, there was Daniel as a fledgling; there are so many physical and emotional changes that happen to a vampire during that time that few of us really experience it as a very ā€œgracefulā€ time. I famously vomited up my own blood and then, in a state of delirium, licked it off the stone floor of a filthy cell full of rotten corpses! Among many other grotesque things that happened in those first nights.* Two exceptions to the awkward fledgling phase: Gabrielle and Claudia, who both bloomed in their own ways, very gracefully, as fledgling vampiresses.

Advice…

One thing is for sure, satisfaction is not guaranteed, ma petite. In every sense of the phrase.Ā 

The process itself is dangerous. It’s called the Dark ā€œTrickā€ for a reason. Your maker has to kill you first. It’s extremely erotic, but extremely painful. They have to actually forcibly pull your life away entirely – and you’ll fight them through it if you want to survive – and then feed a demon, a kind of cancer, into your body and soul. We still don’t know if it’s contamination or evolution. And it doesn’t always work.Ā 

There are worse things than death.


//ooc: *@gairid​/@vampchronfic​ has such a beautiful and tragic story about another thing Lestat did in those first nights, that you really should read it, We Are Our Own Saviors (Chapters 15-16). #Damn you and your perfect headcanon perfectionĀ ;A;

Lestat continues after the jump, cut for length.


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ā™›The other aspect of being a vampire: Killing. Few people seem to realize how customer-service oriented this lifestyle really is. You’ll have to kill people, or practice the Little Drink (most fledglings have difficulty stopping mid-kill). If you are able to master it, you’ll spend even more nightly time pursuing more victims than just the few that would satisfy you if you killed them. Killing means you have to find fewer, but still, victims. Louis refused to choose, feeling unworthy of making that choice. Could you do it? Really? Or, you can not choose. As he later was able to embrace. Could you do that?

Louis’ practice of drinking animal blood as a substitute for human blood for his first few years, I’m convinced that’s one of the reasons he was so weak for so long. And so cranky! For whatever reason, animal blood is just not as satisfying for us as human blood is, and I would speculate that it has something to do with the difference in souls. Not to say animal souls are lesser; Mojo had more soul than so many humans I’ve met. But there is a difference. So the animal solution is the vampire equivalent of eating fast food, and it takes its toll.Ā 

Those are the main concerns, that young naive mortals should consider seriously before they agree to become one of us. There are many more, but these seem to be required for everyone. Should you be offered the choice to take the Dark Gift, your maker would be having these conversations with you, specific to you, and to them, about other considerations.Ā 

What do you do if you suddenly get a swarm of rightist anons in your asks?

jhameia:

hooligan-nova:

It may only seem like one person, but they send a lot of messages and overwhelm you with clearly wrong but seemingly well supported info.

The trick they’re trying to pull has two steps:

1. Overwhelm

2. Colonize

Overwhelm: By sending you lots of messages all at once they intend to trigger anxiety and cause you to give less than waterproof answers. From here they can deconstruct your answers with a combination of technicalities and fallacies.

Colonize: By making you answer publicly they spread their ideas through your blog. Further by making you look bad they make an example of you and by ganging up through your asks they isolate you from support.

The response?

Block them all.

And after that optionally you can publicly debunk their argument without their input.

People who use these dogpiling methods don’t deserve your blog as a platform.

Important.Ā 

They want your time and energy and attention. Delete their asks immediately and block.Ā 

Block early, block often. Trust that they will be return to pee in your inbox again, and pull out the flamethrowers.Ā