Gallery

vampchronfic:

“Tell your father that I can’t reach the asparagus.”

“He says he can’t reach the asparagus.”

“Tell your dad he’s closer to it than I am.”

“Why do we have to go through this EVERY night? ”

Gallery

i-want-my-iwtv:

overlook-hotel-survivor:

jehanjetaime:

Movie Meal Recreations

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.

#Nailed it.

adirotyndOH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’

image
Gallery

reapersun:

Support me on Patreon! => Reapersun@Patreon

Here’s some Hannigram/Interview with the Vampire AU except Will isn’t as much of a sadsack as Louis

My headcanon is that Hannibal is one of those vampires that was turned when he was real scraggly so he has to shave and cut his hair every night because it grows back really fast and he hates it until Will happens and Will loves scraggly Hannibal :33

Also Hannibal is definitely one of those creepo vamps that trims all a person’s body hair before they turn them and Will is basically pissed at Hannibal forever that he can’t grow his beard ever again

ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ

I think the Jaws meme is hilarious! I’m surprised more people don’t feel the same way.

IKR? Jaws is so relatable to the VC, vampires are a kind of shark, in a way. A much prettier and more intelligent landshark. “…what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all.”

So I managed to do another Jaws meme for you! It is not shark-specific but I think it works ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ

image

Happy birthday!!! I hope you’re having an awesome day ◦°˚(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

Thank uuuu! ^____^

Went couch shopping over the weekend and got to butt-test LOTS of couches, which may not seem awesome, but was adventurous for my butt. I don’t have any VC-related image for this so have this underappreciated memeything, bc, ADVENTURE:

image

(my birthday was 3/16, so sorry for the delay in reply to these lovely messages which arrived on time!)(I have a bunch more to get to, they really made my day extra special, you are such wonderful ppl!)

I am thoroughly convinced Lestat is one of those people who does this really annoying voice for people he doesn’t like when retelling stories.

Oh definitely! This isn’t exactly what you meant but I remembered this dialogue from Hook, and my hand slipped, you can tell Lestat would be using a very annoying voice here to imitate Claudia:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image