People make jokes about Twilight and what Edward does when Bella is on her period but during the vampire chronicles by Anne Rice in Memnoch the Devil that literally happens and nobody says a thing
Cause we are trying to forget it.
mon dieu we are trying SO HARD to forget this… and even worse, this is probs not the first time Lestat has done it, and he’s probs not the first vampire to try it.
The Vampire Chronicles Art Gallery, featuring fanart and art mentioned in the VC.
David speaking of Merrick’s mask:“It was now, in the dim daylight of the tent and the gold light of the one lantern, that I perceived how carefully and deeply the features were carved. The lips were thick and long and spread back as if in a scream. The eye ridges gave no surprise to the expression, only a sense of calm.” (Merrick, p.196)
But like in the months Abigail spent living with Hannibal, did she ever need an emergency tampon run and Hannibal had to drive out to a 7-Eleven and stand in the isle and make the decision between Tampax Pearl and Tampax Radiant?????
I’m just going to leave this here so my fellow Vampire Chronicles/Hannibal fans can mentally insert the obvious solution. Because I’ve not been around to torment you properly. 😛
#oh yes i went there #sorry not sorry #am a troll #hannibal #vampire chronicles
The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen. It IS blood, after all.
[if you’re confused click the link for explanation: fanart by eeba-ism]
Your hair’s like something spun from amber, as if the amber would melt and could be drawn from candle flames in long fine airy threads and let to dry that way to make all these shining tresses. You’re sweet, boylike and pretty as a girl.
David Talbot to Armand (via paintedwithblackwings)
Armand doesn’t respond well to compliments like these… is this why he purposely wanted to freak David out with his story about “helping” Claudia? I think so.
ooc; remember that time louis was under a love spell and ranted for like an entire page and a half about how he breathed merrick and had never experienced any love prior to her boobs and how he’d ruin the vampire-talamasca relationship just to stare at her boobs basically and then got really pissed off when david told him he was under a spell bECAUSE YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS YOU HAVEN’T FELT TRUE LUV LIKE THIS DAVID
VC – Memnoch Shenanigans by Eeba-ism
“Oh the horror on Armand’s face…
And David, the pity, the sympathy…
And the shining gamine figure of my Dora, my slender yearning Dora with her huge black eyes…
I rolled her over gently… and pulled up her skirt…” – the Vampire Lestat, Memnoch the Devil
Oh. My. God.
Ok, ok… of course this moment seemed dramatic to me when I first read it, which is why i highlighted it (u should see all my VC books lol.. they glow).
But when I went back to read it again I couldn’t help but laugh myself sick imagining Armand’s and David’s reactions to Lestat’s particular choice in cuisine once he’d made it back to Earth.
This is completely OOC, I know. But whatever. I couldn’t resist at least drawing a crappy little picture. It was just too funny in my head.
Oh, and I draw Armand with freckles. Deal.
This is. I would say. The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen.
I love the fanart tho! This is probably the only fanart of that scene.
merciful-death tagged this:
❝Ah.❞
#well #it might have occurred during the time Lestat was catatonic #and Armand might have been involved as well
#And I approve of this headcanon
Subtitle (compliments of merciful-death): lestat acts a fool and fucks everything up part 9001 – the novel
Summary:
Lestat: I’m going to do the thing.
Louis and David: That is a terrible idea. Please don’t do the thing.
Lestat: Gonna do the thing, anyway!
Louis and David: You fucking imp.
Lestat: *does the thing* *chaos ensues* HELP ME.
Louis: You’re on your own this time. -_-
David: What did I tell you?! *helps him anyway*
Lestat: IloveyouDavid. ❤
*a little later*
David: *Enjoying being young again*
Lestat: *turns* YAY, NOW WE CAN BE BFFS ❤
#That’s exactly what happens consider yourselves all spoiled.
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