Oh definitely! This isn’t exactly what you meant but I remembered this dialogue from Hook, and my hand slipped, you can tell Lestat would be using a very annoying voice here to imitate Claudia:
Sexuality: Tired™
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Marius: Lestat, did you have anything to do with-
Lestat: Whaaaat?! How dare you, what are you implying, honestly, Marius, not EVERY blasphemous heartbreaking work of staggering genius is my fault.
Armand: You shared the pic on your FB.
Lestat: That proves exactly nothing.
Daniel: You captioned it, “LOOK WHAT I DID”
Lestat: …
Lestat: I took the picture.
Marius: In the daylight?
Lestat: …
Lestat: Timer feature *smirks*
All: (silence)
Lestat: (silence)
Marius: We don’t believe you. Please, PLEASE stop trying to rile human beings.
Lestat: None of you have one ounce, not one droplet of fun in you. Except for Louis and David. And Gabrielle. *grins, winks* Because ME *points at himself*
David, Louis, and Gabrielle: *collectively groan*
Lestat:*gestures at Claudia* i have made a vampire child!
Louis:you fucked up a perfectly good little girl is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
TFW when you cant move bc a cute animal is asleep on u [X]
Louis: years ago I lost my husband Lestat in a terrible fire
Lestat: stop telling people I’m dead!
Louis: sometimes I can still hear him being an asshole
when your ass of a rockstar bf makes you wear couple’s shirts in public
OMG -chokes on laughter- #perfect just perfect
@kotilae and I were discussing how these shirts came to be made and well…
Scene: Rue Royale; Louis and Lestat making love in the Master Bedroom, bc of course they are, what else would they be doing on a Wednesday night?
Lestat: *stops mid-thrust* “IDEA.”
Louis: “What?”
Lestat: “IDEA I HAVE AN IDEA LOUIS GET OFF OF ME I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN”
Lestat: *shoves Louis away, scrambles off the bed, ransacks the desk for pen and paper*
Louis: “wh-”
Lestat: “YES i am sINNNN” *finds pen* “I should advertise myself as such on a t-shirt.”
Louis: *grumbles* “It’s only fair warning.”
Lestat: “YES. And you helped me think of the idea!”
Louis: “I’m not responsible for this”
Lestat: “YOU ARE NOT GUILTY YOU GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS SUCH.”
Louis: *groans*
Lestat: “YES YOU ARE GONNA WEAR THAT.”
Louis: “You are evicted from this room.”
Found Lestat’s iPhone case! [X]
Lestat’s review:
Armand: it’s a fucking bedazzled atrocity
Nicolas: the phone or Lestat?
Armand: ….. fair. both.
{from a chat w/ @coldinhumanity and @darknessmolten}
Claudia: *innocently* Louis, can you tell me about the birds and the bees?
Louis: Um, the birds are nice this time of year and bees are scary. V scary. Did you know they sting, mon petite ange?
Claudia: *squints* Louis, why are you sweating?
Louis, sweating profusely: *glancing about the room* I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
I-want-my-IWTV 