do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole
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Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Your boss knows what’s up.
I asked my roommate to bring me a diet coke when she went to the gas station
@interviewed-the-vampire, here’s your Daniel one from a year ago. You has started a VC set!
Lestat: *sulking bc they don’t have a Lestat one*
Daniel: But you don’t even drink –
Lestat: NOT THE POINT THEY SHOULD HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO *sulks*
Armand: If it makes you feel better, they never have “Armand,” either.
*Lestat and Armand hug it out*
I had to add this
I asked my roommate to bring me a diet coke when she went to the gas station
@interviewed-the-vampire, here’s your Daniel one from a year ago. You has started a VC set!
Lestat: *sulking bc they don’t have a Lestat one*
Daniel: But you don’t even drink –
Lestat: NOT THE POINT THEY SHOULD HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO *sulks*
Armand: If it makes you feel better, they never have “Armand,” either.
*Lestat and Armand hug it out*
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
I-want-my-IWTV 