Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!
Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.
You’re welcome.
Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:
Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.
Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.
Examples: Chris = Rith. Brittany = Brickney. Megan = Mayhem.
I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
This is an amazing tool.
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When the deposed queen of Egypt emails you directly asking for help, you help!
#the real story behind #Queen of the Damned #he’s not proud of how he handled that ex girlfriend situation #live n learn amirite? #or not #OH WELL
♫Just makin’ dinner for my very picky eater ❤
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#A+ parenting #he’ll definitely hate this and go out and feed himself properly like I do #he better not think he can eat junk food like this /all/ the frickin’ time…
(via the-temptation-of-amadeo, the-vampire-chronicles)
Lestat: [singing] “Ohhh, isn’t this amazing / It’s my favorite part because, you’ll see / Here’s where he meets Prince Charming / But he won’t discover that it’s him / Until scene three.”
…decided not to be so emotional and overreacting [X]
“NO”
…or, That One Time Lestat Tried to Watch Queen of the Damned.
all I could think of when Anne posted it on fb
^This is Lestat reading smtg in an attempt to seduce Louis.
Louis: “Your book is upside down.”
Lestat: “I was… considering the illustrations upside down… it’s an artistic technique to-”
Louis: “I’m sure that’s exactly what you were doing.”
TMI, Louis. TMI.
I-want-my-IWTV 