Interview with the Vampire + Arrested Development
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Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
Lestat is literally one of those wildlife hunters who post pictures of themselves with their trophy kills on Facebook tho sorry but
“This is the coat I had made from my wolf kills in the 18th century”
“and this is Louis.”
Bad things happen because I am stupid [X]
Inktober VC Day 10 – David face palming.
This is the most I can do for now, I’m busy (with my other inktober prompts and work and work and other work HAHHHAHAHA) but this mirrors my own response to Armand’s story. David, having to write all this down, probably suppressed many of his responses…
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mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;}Maggie: I never thought I’d meet someone like you. But come on. I mean, do you still really want me? Are you really that great of a guy?
Narrator: Michael had always thought of himself as that great a guy. The kind of guy who could raise someone else’s baby.
Michael: Of course I am.
Narrator: But he wasn’t, and he regretted it the moment he said it.
Episode 2×012 “Hand to God”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Passive-aggressively ignoring someone until they leave you, disgusted and on the verge of suicide, is not being a good boyfriend.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 2: Armand is the best character in the series no matter what anyone else, including and especially Anne Rice, says.
-I’ve only known Claudia for an hour and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
-Very violent eulogy, I like it.
(insp. Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
Lestat I said stop this foolishness!
it’s been far too long since ive done vampire chronicles fanart.. Louis my precious hnnn
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