Uh, yeah, like, does it get any better than this??: 

“All right, listen to me! We are going out. 

But we shall do it like proper vampires, do you hear! 

There are one thousand people in the church and we are going to scare them to death. I will lift the stone and we will rise up together, and when we  do, raise your arms and make the most horrible face you can muster and cry out if you can. That will make them fall back, instead of pouncing upon us and dragging us off to prison, and then we’ll rush to the door.“