kaylasalmon:

ashetray:

I want to do a piece of Lestat when he was a young human and he fought the wolves…but I can’t remember some of the details.
Like…how many dogs he had, what kind…I remember he brought a morning star but… What else? :-T I don’t own the book to reference it

Two dogs, this I know.

Yup. “And here I was going out to hunt in rawhide boots and buckskin coat, with these ancient weapons tied to the saddle, and my two biggest mastiffs beside me in their spiked collars.

annabellioncourt:

80sloove:

The Lost Boys

when u realize that ur new friends r super spoopy and u don’t want to play anymore

Louis has been there, too, Michael. [@textsfromthevampire]

Lestat, Do you know where ‘s Armand ?

♛He’s down on his knees fellating me, and not doing the most impressive job of it, honestly.

No, I know where he is. He’s at the Metropolitan Museum of Art with Louis, specifically, in the Egyptian Exhibition. Have I surreptitiously bugged Louis with a tiny audio recorder and set a spy or two on him? No, of course not, that would be so rude. Only one spy. Only one recording device >;}

My birthday is coming up (11/7, mes petits) so I just need to make sure they’re not planning anything… distasteful.

SO WE (by “we” I mean Lestat and I, hehehe)(or maybe the royal “we”) SAW CRIMSON PEAK AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT IT. He had more humorous thoughts than I did. Worthy thoughts shall be transcribed and posted tonight, hopefully.

And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it. So that’s one thing we got.

[fanart by Dany & Dany]

#wtf #like WTF #i do the best i can for him #i gave him the Dark frickin Gift #ITS A GODDAMN GIFT #he sits there all mopey and miserable #doesnt he get it #killing is the FUN part #WE ARE BUILT TO KILL #And like he was SUCH a heavy drinker #ITS STILL DRINKING LOUIS FFS #gdi #grapes #fracking grapes #i miss grapes #i miss fruit #these grapes look really good too #alas #no grapes for me #NO GRAPES FOR LOUIS EITHER #SO THERE #I think im gonna throw a few of these at him #just to see what he’ll do…