takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

bennettmp339:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

destierek:

Sometimes i just hate french language, we only have 1 word for being “excited” and “horny” it sucks because when i say “je suis vraiment excitée de te voir” it DOES NOT MEAN “I WANNA FUCK YOU AGAINST A WALL” IT MEANS “I’M EXCITED TO SEE YOU BECAUSE I MISSED YOU” BUT I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M SOME KIND OF SEXUAL MANIAC WHEN I DO IT

And don’t forget that the French word that was originally used for “to kiss” (and that is one of the meanings in a dictionary) now means “to fuck.” Americans get funny looks if they don’t know that one…

Oh yes, “baiser”….

Well this is all purely educational so #necessary reblog rebagel rebaguette.

#never too early in the day for baiser

#and like what so sad about this moment #actually #is that Lestat is learning smtg new here #that laudanum has a real effect on him #but he has not yet realized that Claudia aint playin #she has tactically weakened him #this is not in fact funtimes

gentlemandeathinsilk
reblogged your post and added:

But the real question is… do you want to survive?

GET IT? GET IT? BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS SO BAD IT MIGHT NOT BE WORTH LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE IT EXISTS. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Yes this world is still worth living in, marred as it is by that film. This describes my feeling for that heartbreaking work of staggering genius (by textsfromthevampire):

[that poor miserable road manager]

So, favourite VC scene! I only started reading IWTV recently, but I’ve read this today and it’s too adorable to not mention. <<>> I wan’t tipsy Lestat home.

i-want-my-iwtv:

f1stofhydra: #omfg#louis would just gently put him in the coffin#and climb in beside him#shoosh him gently#iwtv

So, favourite VC scene! I only started reading IWTV recently, but I’ve read this today and it’s too adorable to not mention. <<>> I wan’t tipsy Lestat home.

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aarontaylorjohnson:

Charlie Hunnam photographed by Tim Walker for VMAN, Fall/Winter 2015

I’ve never seen the film Queen of the Damned, and I was thinking about maybe watching it and turning it into a drinking game. If I were to do this, would I die from alcohol poisoning? I’m curious about the movie, and just don’t think I could get through the movie without intoxication, but I also don’t want to shuffle off this mortal coil.

(First of all: I do have movie!IWTV VC Drinking Game Rules maybe you can modify them, or enjoy them as-is, as-they-are)

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So I’ve only seen QOTD 1x all the way through, and I had people helping me through it by making fun of it via group rewatch, so I couldn’t come up with drinking game rules other than just buy one bottle of wine per person and work your way through it the entire time, maybe every 5 minutes take a sip?

Nonono wait, don’t die of alcohol poisoning  I can’t afford to lose a follower that way!  

Opening this up to everyone. Anyone have drinking game rules for QOTD?