‘Course I can drive a truck. Sure, you got your steering and your gas and your brake and, of course, this metal, uh, looking… thing. Okay, so it was a bumper car at Coney Island, but it’s the same basic principle.
for annabellioncourt and takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever bc of THIS
#FANFIC RAQUAST from obsessional-ram! tbh I think its pretty funny as-is but hey just throwing it out there
kissingandsnugglingdeadthings:
…. I would still eat my own goddamn hat to see Martin Rolinski as Lestat.
^DITTO. I would eat several hats. Top hats even.
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Just vampiry things : being a bitch when it’s necessary… or unnecessary.
When in doubt, always ask yourself… what would Lestat do?
He’d probably fuck up.
Seems legit.
more like What would Lestat NOT do?
you see a drawing on your dash. it’s a conventionally attractive blond man doing sexual things with a conventionally attractive brown-haired man. you have no idea what pairing it is. it is every pairing. it is no pairing at all.
#OMG IT WORKS #How to make a post a VC post [fanart by DrKav)
Hey there, Mr. Filthy Fangs. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?♫Just keep killing. Just keep killing. Just keep killing, killing, killing. What do we do? We kill, kill.♫
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