I’ve left a trail of broken hearts and empty beds.
…Wasn’t he the one who dumped you?
SHUT UP LOUIS.
Tag Archives: Lestat de Lioncourt
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- #murder husbands
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- HE IS YOUR BROTHER/PARENT
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- Lestat asks the real questions.
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- this is what they wear to sleep? has they not heard of footie pajamas?
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- he was not.
Gob: And guess what else … Dad kissed me!
Michael: How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture.
Gob: I didn’t say he was totally into it!
Episode 2×18 “The Righteous Brothers”
For vampiredevelopment ❤
… Lestat does everything in a big way-covers half the page with his magnificent lettering…
“But you love books, then,” Aunt Queen was saying. I had to listen.
“Oh, yes,” Lestat said. “Sometimes they’re the only thing that keeps me alive.”
“What a thing to say at your age,” she laughed.“No, but one can feel desperate at any age, don’t you think? The young are eternally desperate,” he said frankly. “And books, they offer one hope-that a whole universe might open up from between the covers, and falling into that new universe, one is saved.”
Lestat (via fuckyeahlestat)
I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them
So books 1-10 would become
- Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
- Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
- Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
- Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
- Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
- Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
- Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory
- Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
- Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
- Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit
11. Lestat’s Adventures in Fixing Everyone Else’s Problems [nodominion]
Lestat at the beginning of The Vampire Lestat:
I see Louis has been telling you some things about me.
Well I have to tell you one thing.
LOUIS IS A FUCKING LIAR
But I love him anyways.
I would rather BLEED OUT than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.
Lestat
This is still funny six plus years later
This will NEVER stop being funny to me. Never.
“I’d like to meet the devil some night,” he said once with a malignant smile. “I’d chase him from here to the wilds of the Pacific. I am the devil.” And when I was aghast at this, he went into peals of laughter.
satin in a coffin {listen} » a southern gothic mix inspired by interview with the vampire
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