i love louis’ face because it’s like GODDAMMIT LESTAT GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YO SHIT again
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It’s literally only the second night and Louis is already 500% done with Lestat and his bullshit
100%
“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
Well he’s not wrong.
merciful-death replied to your post:
We all know Lestat’s writing severely went downhill when he boycotted me as his editor.
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This is every night spent with Lestat, truly.
I think that’s a bit of an exaggeration.
That is true, I suppose. The rest of your time is spent fawning over nude photographs of your mother, of which I loathe finding around the house.
Lestat interrupts his bedtime story with an interlude of self-adoration
hoping that Louis will pet him or kiss him to shut him up! #Tactical immaturity
~#Another typical night at the Rue Royale~
Have you considered dragging Louis to couple’s counseling? You two have kept it up for a couple hundred years; it’s no surprise you could use some therapy.
Unless there is a therapist for the undead that I am not yet aware of, I highly doubt I will find a doctor specialized enough to handle our particular issues.
Couple’s counseling for vampires. Mon Dieu.
[ Any excuse to bump Therapy w/ the Vampire, in which L/L go to a psychiatrist specializing in vampires. X ]
ooc; “stfu u piece of shit”
“did you not listen to my talking for ten hours”
“you’d be so much more attractive if you didn’t open your mouth”
“i’d love to kill you but that’d be counterproductive since you need to publish this shit so lestat will wake the fuck up”
“yeah it didn’t have to end like that but MY LIFE IS FULL OF SORROW SO IT DID”
“GET OVER IT YOU’RE NOT FIVE THERE WON’T ALWAYS BE A FAIRYTALE ENDING”
“lol except nvm there will be because in like ten years Lestat and I will kiss and have sex in Carmel Valley”
^Accurate
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