JOKE: a vampire goes into a bar.he then sets fire to it. hes louis de pointe du lac
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a-misunderstanding-my-love: #ooc#Louis to Lestat#mercifuldeath#//But really this has to be how half their conversations go when Lestat has been gone too much#how to make a post a VC post
Excuse me but all ya know :
sparkler = porn for Louis ♡
A funny thought by honey-in-the-sunshine which I had to sketch 😀
ur fav is problematic: louis de pointe du lac
- owned slaves
- tried to eat a kid
- set his boyfriend on fire
- set his new boyfriends friends on fire
- set a lot of things on fire
- killed some dude with a scythe
- eats ppl
- left his bf in the rain after said bf switched bodies with a mortal through mysterious spirit magic only to realize that the mortal wasnt going to give his body back so he was stuck in that human body and wrote an entire page about the sensation of urinating
- will insult ur taste in books
- is literally so beautiful the author has to describe his gorgeous face for two pages before getting on with the story which wastes paper and kills the trees
ur fav is problematic: lestat de lioncourt
- co-owned slaves (by proxy)
- ate the overseer slave first, to prove a point
- trapped a kid in a kid body forever
- drove his bf and kid crazy enough (by gaslighting and withholding info) that they set him on fire
- drove a lot of his bfs crazy enough to wish him harm
- eats ppl
raped a woman when briefly mortalbut shhhh we don’t talk about that- didn’t tell his bf that he was suicidal and tried to kill himself w/out any notice to said bf
- will insult u for reading books
- is literally so beautiful he has to remind you in every book in the series about his gray/blue/violet eyes
- has become mesmerized at Wal-Mart
- daddy issues
- mommy issues
ooc; Okay though one last ooc post today before I disappear because this is a story I need to share on here
So like, the other day at work, I was trying to light this candle that’s in the women’s restroom. It was lit almost all the time, so I was like, ok, there’s matches somewhere around here. I spent like almost thirty minutes looking for these fucking matches and then a coworker got back and I was like “WHERE.DO.YOU.HIDE.THE.MATCHES” and it was revealed to me that smokers possess this magical fire instrument called a fucking lighter
So she handed me the lighter and I was going to light the candle, but then I realized
Rosie
You don’t know how to use a fucking lighter
So I fumbled with this cigarette lighter for like two minutes being like “DO I PRESS A BUTTON HOW DO I DO THIS PEOPLE MAKE IT LOOK SIMPLE…” before giving up and admitting defeat
I tried to use it again like three days later and still couldn’t figure it out
IN MY DEFENSE I HAVE NO SMOKERS IN MY FAMILY AND HAVE NEVER HAD A NEED FOR A CIGARETTE LIGHTER??? I JUST ALWAYS USE MATCHES TO LIGHT SHIT????So that is my story
You may think I’m actually Louis but in reality I don’t know how to use a cigarette lighter
I have failed
Better stick with matches, then. hahaha!
No, actually I know that feel, bro. First time I had to use a lighter, I knew that the wheel mechanism had something to do with it, but my finger kept slipping. Turns out you don’t use your pointer finger, you use your thumb, and you want it to be nice and dry to get a good grip *facepalm*
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- Behold! Rudolph de Pointe du Lac by xlongedfordeath
♫Won’t U light my slay tonight?♫
for xlongedfordeath!
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