psssssst: Miiiine, toooooo…!


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(tumblr is updating or whatev so I can’t just hit Reply *frownyface*) @superhiki I almost tagged you in that post, but I thought, “Eh, he’s probably forgotten that piece, I don’t want to nag him…” but I’m so glad you still like it! It was so much fun to make. I mean…

Armand: LestatyoumoronicimbecileyoucrashedusonpurposewTF
Daniel: YAAAASSS LETS GO AGAIN WOOO AGAIN AGAIN
Lestat: u guise Get yourself an eyeful of that majestic Wal-mart over there zomg…

Gabrielle: *somehow gets sled at 95 MPH* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!11!
Louis: *sticks foot in the snow to try to slow them down* ohgodohgodohgodoh
We need to do another round of @vcsecretgifts before the holiday season, I’m thinking July.
♛Well there is the obvious issue with his… arson at the end of the 18th century, that was more than a little embarrassing for me. *heavy sigh*


[X] And it never seemed to embarrass him in the slightest, which is even more infuriating.
Currently, he embarrasses me with his fashion sense, or lack thereof. How can I take him anywhere when I’m in a D&G suit and he’s in threadbare jeans and a thick sweater? In the summer!
♛You may say so. He has no idea how delicious he is. No matter how many times he’s told. Probably for the best.
He’s actually very sensitive about being objectified like this, so I try to keep my appreciation of him to my physical expression of love, when he invites it, rather than verbal praise *winks*

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Most dangerous vampire? Following/encountering you at night?

Most of the VC vampires choose victims who are “Evildoers,” people who have committed crimes against their fellow man and seem like they will continue to do so. Examples: drug dealers, an elderly abuser, “gangsters,” serial killers.
If you’re basically an innocent person*, most VC vampires won’t be interested in killing you. They’d rather just flirt with you, take you out dancing or something, and sneak in for a Little Drink, which can let them indulge in their preference for innocent blood and let you continue living, too 😉 Win-win!
*I mean, yeah, “Let he who is w/o sin cast the first stone” and all that, we all have our own share of “sins,” but if they don’t add up to Evildoer status, you’re an Innocent in VC terms.
As far as being KILLED, you can worry about:
I don’t know the PL or PLROA characters well enough to mention them but anyone is welcome to reblog/comment about those or any VC vampires in response to Anon’s question.
It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
i’m kinkshaming him anyway
