this blog is my not so guilty pleasure <3

psssssst: Miiiine, toooooo…!

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(tumblr is updating or whatev so I can’t just hit Reply *frownyface*) @superhiki  I almost tagged you in that post, but I thought, “Eh, he’s probably forgotten that piece, I don’t want to nag him…” but I’m so glad you still like it! It was so much fun to make. I mean…

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Armand: LestatyoumoronicimbecileyoucrashedusonpurposewTF

Daniel: YAAAASSS LETS GO AGAIN WOOO AGAIN AGAIN

Lestat: u guise Get yourself an eyeful of that majestic Wal-mart over there zomg…

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Gabrielle: *somehow gets sled at 95 MPH* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!11!

Louis: *sticks foot in the snow to try to slow them down* ohgodohgodohgodoh


We need to do another round of @vcsecretgifts before the holiday season, I’m thinking July. 

Lestat, what is the most embarrassing thing Louis has ever done in public or just in general.

♛Well there is the obvious issue with his… arson at the end of the 18th century, that was more than a little embarrassing for me. *heavy sigh*

[X] And it never seemed to embarrass him in the slightest, which is even more infuriating. 

Currently, he embarrasses me with his fashion sense, or lack thereof. How can I take him anywhere when I’m in a D&G suit and he’s in threadbare jeans and a thick sweater? In the summer! 

Hey, Lestat! May I just say that if Louis realized how truly beautiful he is, he would fall to his own feet. Just sayin.

♛You may say so. He has no idea how delicious he is. No matter how many times he’s told. Probably for the best. 

He’s actually very sensitive about being objectified like this, so I try to keep my appreciation of him to my physical expression of love, when he invites it, rather than verbal praise *winks* 

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Out of all the vampire characters in The VC series which vampire would you say is the most dangerous most capable of taking a human’s life? If I were walking home from work or from a college class at night, which vampire do I not want following me and which vampire do I not want to encounter?

Most dangerous vampire? Following/encountering you at night? 

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Most of the VC vampires choose victims who are “Evildoers,” people who have committed crimes against their fellow man and seem like they will continue to do so. Examples: drug dealers, an elderly abuser, “gangsters,” serial killers.

If you’re basically an innocent person*, most VC vampires won’t be interested in killing you. They’d rather just flirt with you, take you out dancing or something, and sneak in for a Little Drink, which can let them indulge in their preference for innocent blood and let you continue living, too 😉 Win-win!

*I mean, yeah, “Let he who is w/o sin cast the first stone” and all that, we all have our own share of “sins,” but if they don’t add up to Evildoer status, you’re an Innocent in VC terms.

As far as being KILLED, you can worry about: 

  • Louis, because as far as I know (at least up until PL), he doesn’t choose his victims based on guilt/innocence, he just takes whoever crosses his path when he’s out looking for dinner. The way to survive a Louis attack is to tell him about yourself; he doesn’t like to know ANYTHING about his victims. 
  • Claudia (back when she was around anyway), is a terror bc she enjoys taking innocent life. 
  • Nicolas and Antoine, I don’t know their preferences. They could go either way. 
  • Gabrielle probably doesn’t care about your guilt/innocence either, but might attack you if you were out in the wilds somewhere, maybe if you were going for the same deer that she was going for, too. She has no qualms about killing innocent people anywhere, tho. Her very first victim was innocent and she made no comment about it.  
  • Not sure about Pandora, IIRC, she ripped a heart out of a victim’s chest, I don’t think that victim was an evildoer.

I don’t know the PL or PLROA characters well enough to mention them but anyone is welcome to reblog/comment about those or any VC vampires in response to Anon’s question.