Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.
How does the fandom joke go? Every time X sound occurs, Lestat makes another fledgling?
But in movie!IWTV, if he really intended to turn Daniel (it seemed like he did, giving him the old “Brace-yourself-bc-imma-turn-u-momentarily” speech re: choices), that would only be the 3rd vampire we know of him making. Still, that dynamic of Lestat/Daniel intrigues me. Something tells me Daniel wouldn’t really be able to put up with Lestat’s diva-esque bullshit for very long.
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