What are Daniel’s and Armand’s orders at Starbucks?

vagabonddaniel-recordedarchives:

I usually order americanos, because I like the strong scent of coffee. I can’t taste it ever again but the aroma is enough to bring back memories. Armand will order anything in a hot cup, so people can’t see how much he hasn’t drunk while we sit there for hours playing card games or watching people walk by. Sometimes he orders their weirder concoctions just to poke at them and see what they look and smell like. Last time we were there, he ordered peppermint mochca. 

He also insists on doing the ordering after the time I told them his name was Lestat and a goth guy said, “Little short for the vampire Lestat, aren’t you?” I think he was flirting but Armand nearly threw the coffee in his face. 

neverhavethatchance:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

2015′s out!

Happy new year everyone!

*moves aside 2015 to reveal the already rotting corpse of 2016*

Found Lestat’s iPhone case! [X]

Lestat’s review: 

  • “Roses so lifelike they might have come straight from a garden still fresh with dew”
  • “There is a delicately rendered rose plastic horse.”
  • “The gems alone cost $12.5k"

Armand: it’s a fucking bedazzled atrocity

Nicolas: the phone or Lestat?

Armand: ….. fair. both.

{from a chat w/ @coldinhumanity and @darknessmolten}

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Future headline:

@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever

@i-want-my-iwtv

@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever​ U WANT SOME MORE?

@i-want-my-iwtv U ASKED FOR IT

@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever C’EST PARTI MON KIKI

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Gosh, Santa de Lioncourt kills me every time. I’m weeping with laughter, and it’s your fault :’) Précieux petit croissant, ne cesse jamais d’être aussi drôle!

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

♛Et tu me fais plaisir, aussi! Il faut que je continuer à faire ça, c’est ma metier et ma passion terrible. ooc; *hides face* because you’re gonna correct the femininity/masculinity of my nouns now but you should be impressed that I TRIED. “A” for effort, I award it to myself.

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@i-want-my-iwtv 

Of course I’m
impressed (seriously, your French is good and the effort much much appreciated!)
A+, and you can believe me, I’m actually getting paid for doing teacher stuff
and all dat shit! (->the sad truth!). But c’mon I’m not
such a mean teacher, except when I’m a tired bitch inspired by muse Lestat IRL.
At some point, I might have said to some of my always late students that I was
later than them so they can be on time for once, and that they should be grateful
for that. In French, we call that “mauvaise foi”.  

#Ah yes this is where i have laid my affections

Je t’adore, @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever​. Tu es parfait, simplement parfait. JAMAIS CHANGER.

DON’T THINK I DIDNT CATCH YOUR MISTAKE BC I DID BUT I WAS WILLING TO LET IT GO; SUCH IS THE MASSIVE GENEROSITY IN MY HEART! THE SENTIMENT REMAINS, I ADORE U AND U ARE A GIFT TO OUR FANDOM.

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rudegalchia:

iamnotahippiedammit:

alfaangel:

Interview with the Vampire – 1994

when tf was brad pitt a vampire

He went through his goth phase, now he regrets it so much..

“I don’t lament the failures,” he said. “The failures prepare you for the next one. It’s a step you needed to take, and I’m all for it.”- Brad Pitt re: IWTV

vampires-in-south-park:

Later on

South Park S03 E17: The Brown Noise

Mr. Garrison:G’night, dad 

Garrison Sr.:Good night! 

Mr. Garrison: Guess I’ll just go on up to bed now! Don’t really have any pajamas! Guess I’ll just sleep in my boxers or something! 

Garrison Sr.: Should be fin

Mr. Garrison: I’ll leave the door open a little in case you need to see me ‘bout anything! 

Garrison Sr.: Won’t be necessary! 

Mr. Garrison: I’ll just be goin’ up to bed now! Guess, guess maybe I won’t even wear those boxers! – 

Garrison Sr.: I’m not going to molest you! – 

Mr.Garrison: YOU DON’T LOVE ME! – I WANNA DIE!