robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

Amadeo: Just bring the master to me.
Riccardo: Well, he locked himself in the bedroom and I doubt he’ll want to speak with anyone.
Amadeo: Just tell him I said something.
Riccardo: Said what?
Amadeo: Anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Marius to Amadeo: ‘The sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean’?!

hyperbeeb:

vampiredevelopment:

Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.

Michael: I can live with that.

Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”

1. Claudia

2. Antoine?

Lestat’s ranking of fledglings at this point in his life from least favourite to favourite

  1. Claudia (for obvious reasons)
  2. Gabrielle (absentee mother)
  3. Louis (current Facebook relationship status: it’s complicated)
  4. Antoine (because apparently all my headcanons were wrong and he was a perfectly nice guy… Who never sent anyone on fire LOUIS)
  5. Nicolas (we do not speak ill of the dead. No seriously, don’t you dare talk shit about Nicolas in front of lestat)