when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
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Daniel: You ever go back and visit the buildings you painted in?
Marius: /looks at camera
(alt title: marius and the teenagers)
Amadeo: Just bring the master to me.
Riccardo: Well, he locked himself in the bedroom and I doubt he’ll want to speak with anyone.
Amadeo: Just tell him I said something.
Riccardo: Said what?
Amadeo: Anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Marius to Amadeo: ‘The sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean’?!

Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
Lestat’s ranking of fledglings at this point in his life from least favourite to favourite
- Claudia (for obvious reasons)
- Gabrielle (absentee mother)
- Louis (current Facebook relationship status: it’s complicated)
- Antoine (because apparently all my headcanons were wrong and he was a perfectly nice guy… Who never sent anyone on fire LOUIS)
- Nicolas (we do not speak ill of the dead. No seriously, don’t you dare talk shit about Nicolas in front of lestat)
I did a birb too

“can you stop playing the Tchaikovsky sonnets just because he was gay?”
“quiet, here’s the chorus”

Ah yes, inktober vc day 19: yoga pants w/ boots, or as I like to call it “make lestat as much like a basic white girl as possible

♡InktoberVC day 7(but day 1 for me ): Lestat’s most ridiculous sunglasses!
pls forgive me with the rough manga and if my English is incorrect. It’s time to sleep…⚰️💤
*fixed misspellings
