oh, I just can’t waaaait to be kiiiing!

Macbeth, Act I scene iii (via incorrectshakespearequotes)

– also Lestat de Lioncourt, Prince Lestat

aperfectdevil:

Casual reminder that Anne Rice once tried to put out a frivilous lawsuit against a new orleans restaurant while acting incharacter as Lestat. 

“Anne replied with another full page ad written by Lestat! In it ‘Lestat’ said "Mr. Copeland, nothing short of your indescribable restaurant could shock me out of my torpor and my coma. I am now myself again. It is nothing short of a stroke of genius on your part to create a restaurant that will be immortalized in history, legend and literature.” “

^SO WE HAVE THIS COPELAND GUY TO THANK FOR THE SERIES CONTINUING AND BECOMING THE VAMPIRE CRACKICLES GDI.

My favorite part:

” “a whole brigade of revelers appeared wearing plates of rice and beans around their waists, promoting a dish they called Red Beans Anne Rice”. Obviously fun times were had by all as everyone pointed and laughed.“

The idea of the dark gift, of becoming a vampire, is that you transcend gender. You don’t have to worry about gender anymore. You sense the worth of every human being regardless of age or gender or how they look; for your vampire eyes they all have a tremendous beauty and a compelling depth […].

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adrnired:

example of a tall person being an asshole

vampiredevelopment:

Buster: That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.

Key Decisions [1.4]

Mama always said, “don’t make every moody brunette you’re attracted to into a vampire.” But I didn’t listen.

“Disaster, my son.”