i drew this for @oramuda as a surprise! but pizzaz is my waifu too so >:)
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speaking of lil demons 😉
(this was an outtake draft from that armand and daniel comic i posted a bit back)
in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough.
alt caption: pornography with the vampire.
//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys
Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”
“I know,”
“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”
“I KNOW!”
“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”
“…"
ooc: I just love how totally unsexy watching it with Armand would be.
“I don’t understand why this titillates you. Is it merely watching the act or is there something about these people?” Squints. “Their clothes?”
“Yes, Armand, I’m turned on by pizza delivery uniforms.”
“That explains the empty boxes in every motel room.”
Daniel side-eyes him. “Did you just make a joke?”
“Why is she mentioning her husband? That seems like an inefficient way to seduce a man.”
Daniel rolls his eyes. “The threat of discovery is exciting.”
“Why is he still holding the pizza? Surely if she’s felatting him, he can put it down–”
Daniel clicks off the television. “You know what. I’m going to go get more beer.” Looks back down at the VCR. “Maybe some whiskey.”
9res:
when will a vampire bite me already and take me away from this Terrible Human Life
Is that not a canon quote from Daniel Molloy to the vampire Armand?
[fanart by @remarried]
listen @ 8tracks
tracklisting:
I Put A Spell On You ; Jeff Beck ft. Joss Stone // Jungle ; Jamie N Commons & X Ambassadors // Whatever You Like ; Joan As Policewoman // Ways To Go ; Grouplove // Follow You Down ; POP ETC // Swallow the Sea ; An Horse // A Beautiful Thing ; The Handsome Family // Trouble (Stripped) ; Halsey // Oleander ; Mother Mother // What Kind Of Man ; Florence + the Machine // Not Gonna Let You Walk Away ; LOLO // Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth (With Money In My Hand) ; Primitive Radio Gods
(Well, ha surprise! Here’s a mix that’s a sort of sequel to this one. Only this mix is slightly less depressing & pretty much a chronological order of their relationship from first look to falling apart.)
Oh gosh, I made this design for a concert tee as a gift for my sister ages ago and never actually made a shirt with it for us.
But then whilst doing laundry I found a white t-shirt (that I probably bought for this very purpose) and was like, welp, now I have to. So I printed the transfer and then cut off the sleeves because I’m me.
I wore it the other day with a thrifted denim vest + that pin I have on and I was a badass 👊
#WANT #i want this bc of reasons
in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough.
alt caption: pornography with the vampire.
//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys
Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”
“I know,”
“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”
“I KNOW!”
“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”
“…"
i just realized i draw daniel in striped apparel too much for my comfort?? now it’s a complex.
#PERFECT JUST PERFECT
I have another suggestion for a possible VC casting, which would be Rami Malek as Enkil. I think he has the right face for it, and he already played the role of an Egyptian ruler in Night At The Museum. (And he was a vampire in the movie Breaking Dawn, but let’s forget those catastrophic Twilight movies.)
One of my fave topics is VC casting 😀 and Enkil doesn’t get enough love. So naturally I wrote an unnecessarily long-ass answer.
(^Rami Malek from NatM bc I couldn’t look at pics of him from Twilight, that vampire makeup was just too weird for me and that’s saying a lot bc I love the gross vampire makeup from 30 Days of Night.)
Rami is ethnically perfect and very cute and Enkil was supposedly pretty young when he started his rule:“But he was young and strong and determined to rule his land.” Maharet talking about Enkil, QOTD
And he looks like someone a giant bitch in a tiny package Strong Woman like Akasha could push around without much resistance. I vaguely remember liking Rami in NatM, all those characters were somewhat cartoonish and I always enjoy that. I’ve only seen bits of the Twilight movies but not enough to poison myself, and not enough to remember him from them 😛
But if you really want MY opinion, he’s not my first choice for Enkil.
We first really meet Enkil in TVL when Lestat meets him for a cordial discussion Enkil nearly crushes Lestat’s skull in defense of his Queenie. Even before that moment, Lestat is freaking the hell out over TWMBK. Not many characters are capable of scaring the (figurative) shit out of Lestat, and Enkil is one of them. So he needs to be able to look intimidating before he can speak or even move. Granted, some of Lestat’s flipping-out was more about the fact that they might be paralyzed inside their bodies (if you haven’t seen @remarried’s fanart of that moment you really must), but still. The near skull-crushing certainly gave him someone to be scared of in Enkil. Normally I defend all actor’s abilities over their physical characteristics, but in this case, he starts out as a statue, and needs to look intimidating without the help of fancy moves and lines.
So I imagine him looking more masculine, a hint of grimness (he orders some pretty cruel stuff if you remember!) and some mystery in his face, and I happened to see Ranveer Singh on my dash just today… and yes. Yes yes. Yisss.
Difficulty: Finding pics of Ranveer NOT smiling. I don’t know his acting, whether he does Serious at all, but physically, Ranveer matches my headcanon better than Rami. Rami might be a good Khayman, though.
I’m also not of the Social Justice Warrior contingency that demands ethnic conformance of the actor to the character. I am not politically correct *shrugs*
And Enkil does love Akasha, and I would want some snuggles like this:
I-want-my-IWTV 