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Let’s talk about vampires and bubble gum. Can they have it? Do you think they like it? I bet Lestat discovers it and starts trying like EVERY flavor (though he has certain favorites).
I think vampires would be curious about it, even if it existed during their lifetime (definitely for Daniel), there are new flavors, shapes and sizes of gum these days!

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As far as actually enjoying gum, idk, I’m of two minds with that. On the one hand, I like the idea of Lestat doing it just to irritate ppl, blowing big bubbles, and popping them while someone is trying to talk *cough* Armand *cough* I’m sure he would find all the packaging/tins and
gumball machines graphically appealing.
On the other hand, I had an ask about whether they’d wear chapstick and I wrote:
The flavored makeup would probably not taste good to them like it does for us since those flavors are meant to simulate actual food; cherry chapstick – which I personally love bc it gives you tint and a pleasant smell/taste – would probably taste like a smear of motor oil to a Ricean vampire.
Soooo… I feel like gum, also meant to taste like food to mortals, could taste inedible to them. Altho even if it tasted bad, I think Lestat would still chew it just to be annoying #Actual 7 yr old.

@pour-some-aspartame-on-me, Claudia relates.
me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh…
vampire: Look in a what ?
me: uhhhhh
vampire: I want to hear you say it

Really though, depression is looming around the corner my dudes, who knows when it will come but it undoubtedly will, so you can bet your ass im gonna document everything that makes me happy while i can Dont waste the good parts [X]
#Lestatuesque
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It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
i’m kinkshaming him anyway












