I could fill novels with fashion advice! You’ll have to be more specific, ma petite. Depends on the occasion. Comfort first, clean, crisp, a dash of structure. Some metal. Other flair if you have the guts for it. Leopard print can count as a neutral now, who would’ve ever thought?!
[^X by @garama] Louis may never “get it” with fashion, but I’ll be damned if I’ll be seen in public with him when he’s dressed like the equivalent of mouldy American white bread when I am a divine Parisian croissant.
And don’t forget the importance of accessories, so much the better if they’re functional, too *winks*
Lestat: I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,
Louis: see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? Crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. my perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office
Armand: interseting. it appears “emotions” were basically just rrage faces that people did in real life, before online existed,
Marius: stonehenge actually sucks and i hope someone pushes those rocks the hell over real soon
Daniel: im pretty sure the neighbors can hear my keyboard clicking at 4am and thats why they throw chemicals at me
Claudia: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Akasha: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
Khayman: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
Gabrielle: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Nicki: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse and sending me to hell
David: im seated down, and Ready to get pissed off………
Antoine: i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
Anne Rice: what happens when kirby swallows the qur’an and is granted its considerable power. my 81 chapter fanfic explores this issue — and more
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