Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

muppetsational:

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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I totally believe this to be true.

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And even better that you agree with me in defense of Antonio! Look, I started out in this fandom on the hate bandwagon against Banderas!Armand, but… nostalgia and a little consideration go a long way *u*

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So they actually are working on Tale of the Body Thief: Christopher Rice wrote the screenplay (for freeeee) at AR’s request and they are both in meetings about that with the people who own the rights to it. 

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Yes, that would be a particularly big challenge, to be as loathsome as AR sometimes describes him, while still being a little Botticelli angel, that’s Armand’s whole delicious appeal!

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Yeah, well, for Armand’s backstory, one would have to make The Vampire Armand, instead. I think that would be a fantastic movie, so much happens in it, it probably would be better as a series, with episodes to break it down. His life with his family. His religious zealotry as a young man. His kidnapping. The whole brothel time period. Marius rescuing him. The Palazzo time period in his life. BIANCA SOLDERINI and her story! Etc. 

Basically I’m agreeing with you ;D

shroudsinvenice:

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If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants

If Daniel’s clothing in Prince Lestat is anything to go by, then yes…

#the Dark Gift is different for each of us #the Fashion Gift
 

redhairedtwin:

i-want-my-iwtv:

merciful-death:

ooc; Just your daily reminder that Mater is a-ok with people making money selling shirts with Lestat’s face on it, but is not ok with people writing nonprofitable fanfiction because yOU’RE INFRINGING ON RIGHTS

It is a mystery what Mater finds acceptable and unacceptable in terms of infringement on HER DARLING BABIES. WHICH NOONE ELSE CAN PLAY WITH GRRRR. it’s pronounced “Les-DOT” people bc of reasons!

I pronounce it Le-stat, like, Le-cat. “Lestat in the hat” A children’s book.

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fanart by garama

Mater’s insane.

She has a lot more of Akasha in her than she might care to admit…
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Fanart by devmin-art

merciful-death:

ooc; Just your daily reminder that Mater is a-ok with people making money selling shirts with Lestat’s face on it, but is not ok with people writing nonprofitable fanfiction because yOU’RE INFRINGING ON RIGHTS

It is a mystery what Mater finds acceptable and unacceptable in terms of infringement on HER DARLING BABIES. WHICH NOONE ELSE CAN PLAY WITH GRRRR. it’s pronounced “Les-DOT” people bc of reasons!

I pronounce it Le-stat, like, Le-cat. “Lestat in the hat” A children’s book.

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fanart by Garama

merciful-death:

a-misunderstanding-my-love:

withywindlesdaughter:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

I feel a mighty need to see a fic about this 

Lestat is so giving this to Louis for Christmas. 

…Or already did. 

Christmas, 1821, I received one of these.

vampchronfic:

vagabonddaniel:

merciful-death:

gairid:

annabellioncourt:

hermionejg:

amandaonwriting:

To Quote Hamlet’ TShirt

omfg

Someone buy if for me

Louis wears this when he needs to make a point. So, I guess that every night.

ooc; I was literally just about to reblog this and say that. Louis wears it to most coven gatherings. And every time Lestat’s about to publish a new book.

ooc: My headcanon Louis is now always wearing this when he’s not wearing a hideous sweater. 

Or the Prince Lestat t-shirt, you know, just to needle Lestat.

merciful-death:

vagabonddaniel:

merciful-death:

vampchronfic:

vagabonddaniel:

merciful-death:

i-want-my-iwtv:

redhairedtwin:

interviewed-the-vampire:

vagabonddaniel:

interviewed-the-vampire:

// i kind of hate Rose? I mean not as much as i hate this entire book

//There isn’t much likable about Rose. She comes out of nowhere, is loved for no reason, contributes nothing to the book at all. 

//Yes i didnt know how to put that feeling into actual words you nailed it ouo

And she’s a self-sert for AR.

It was so hard to read her section. I kept telling myself, “I’m only reading this book ONCE, so I cannot skim EVEN THIS, surely there is some little tiny scrap of good to be sifted for in the story of Rose?” 

NO THERE WAS NOT. And did anyone else notice that her “boyfriend“‘s name is GARDNER? ONE WHO GARDENS ROSES?! Brilliant name-choosing there, AR. 

ooc; Okay, but the part where Louis was like “don’t worry baby we’re going to sue” and then suddenly there was fire everywhere

//I did not notice the Gardener thing. I was too busy trying to figure out if I was supposed to know Rose from one of the other books or one of the Mayfair books or something (I never finished those). I love that Louis + Fire is basically the best pairing in PL, but otherwise, what was even the point of her? Viktor’s purpose was to be the bait to lure Lestat places, but Rose literally served no purpose at all.

Also I don’t buy that Louis would be okay with “adopting” a kid? Like I get saving her ass and financially supporting her, I guess. But not playing Uncle Lestan and forcing Louis to play Uncle Lestan’s “friend.” 

The entire Viktor and Rose thing could have been left out with absolutely no impact on the book. I have many problems with this book, but those two? Yawn.

ooc; Don’t worry, I’m sure in the next book vampire!scientist will discover how to make female vampires get pregnant and then Rose & Viktor will have Lestat’s granddaughter and her name will be Petunia

//Well, obviously. How else will they restart The Great Family? Excuse me, I need to launch myself into the sun now. 

ooc; After six generations, they produce an heir that Lestat makes a vampire, and that heir’s name is Sweet Potato Vine de Lioncourt

redhairedtwin:

interviewed-the-vampire:

vagabonddaniel:

interviewed-the-vampire:

// i kind of hate Rose? I mean not as much as i hate this entire book

//There isn’t much likable about Rose. She comes out of nowhere, is loved for no reason, contributes nothing to the book at all. 

//Yes i didnt know how to put that feeling into actual words you nailed it ouo

And she’s a self-sert for AR.

It was so hard to read her section. I kept telling myself, “I’m only reading this book ONCE, so I cannot skim EVEN THIS, surely there is some little tiny scrap of good to be sifted for in the story of Rose?" 

NO THERE WAS NOT. And did anyone else notice that her "boyfriend”’s name is GARDNER? ONE WHO GARDENS ROSES?! Brilliant name-choosing there, AR. 

I started reading the Vampire Chronicles and I’m at The Queen of the Damned but I’m wondering if I should stop there? Or should I read on? I don’t to want get caught up with the ‘crackyness’ later on, you know?

i-want-my-iwtv:

You started with The Queen of the Damned, or with Interview with the Vampire? Definitely read the first 3 books in the series, those are are good. 

The “crackyness” that we make fun of it for sort of happens at book 4, Tale of the Body Thief, which is still a great story (especially compared to the later books)…

I think you should read it all. Especially if there are certain characters you’re beginning to feel more of an attachment to. If you love Armand, for example, you should read The Vampire Armand. If you love Marius, reading Blood & Gold would be of interest to you. 

I think any VC fan should read them all, read lots of fanfic, and decide on their own what they consider to be “the real story.” Your headcanon may vary from mine, but that doesn’t make you a lesser/greater fan. You can ignore the crackyness.

Loving the characters makes you a fan *u* 

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lokitapendragon#vampire chronicles #ALL OF THIS #because I adore these books but good grief #you either pick and choose or go crazy

^This.