when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
Gabrielle: Hey. This is not the time to blame Lestat.
Lestat: Thank you. Finally.
Gabrielle: There will be plenty of time to blame Lestat later, when this is resolved.
I-want-my-IWTV 