Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
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Painting from Dracula: A Symphony in Moonlight and Nightmares by Jon J Muth. Published by Marvel Comics, 1986.
If a vampire can walk in the sunlight then do they sleep during the night, stay awake during the day, and do they sleep in a bed?
That’s alot of Ask! It would depend on the type of vampire. I did some sunscreen discussion a little while ago. askavampirologist would be better for this question, too.
^So Claudia has a bed, and it is covered with dolls, but why even have a bed if you don’t plan to sleep in it at all? Oh wait bc sexytiems… not for Claudia tho, she has a bed to hold her doll collection and dead figure drawing models ffs… In the books they sleep in beds, now that there are really good blackout curtains available.
^In movie!IWTV, Claudia was able to be awake during the daylight, she just couldn’t let it touch her. I don’t think she (or the other Ricean vampires) would have wanted to try to adopt a day/night sleep schedule like a person… even if they physically could, vampires seem to be nocturnal animals and prefer it that way.
Choice is really irrelevant with Book!VC (Ricean) vampires bc they succumb to the Deathsleep; they are physically unable to stay awake during daylight hours. Even in a place like Alaska in which nighttime extends during the winter months, Ricean vampires are still susceptible to a reasonable deathsleep rhythm.
Vampires in other media, like Only Lovers Left Alive for example, do stay awake during the daylight hours if they feel like it, and they do sleep in beds. Are they trying to imitate mortals? Maybe!
Viago, you adorable vampire dork, you.
(Okay, where’s the fic?)
where is my gif set of viago’s interests? where?
This was originally a one picture, supposed to resemble a comic page and I was going to add the text in there in speech bubbles but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Our last tabletop roleplay session was very intense, to put it short.
Keema had the time of their life, running around alone in a big castle, punching every creature that stumbled on their way while searching for others.
garama
Lots of internal screaming in last session. Thankfully Keema is not a weak sissy like I am.
imagine your otp punching each other right in the face
and tasting the blood from each other’s split lips by sharing a really hot kiss afterwards.
I-want-my-IWTV 