I’m super excited about the VC tv series (even though I truly adore the movies; it’s one of my favorite films.) do you have any dream casts for the series?

I am super excited and cautiously optimistic and ambivalent and detached, in waves. BC we’ve waited a looooong time for a new adaptation, I’m not gonna stay set on “super excited” mode until we see news that it’s filming PREMIERING!

That said… I did a big ideal cast post here*, and I stand by it, even now. Here’s just the de Lioncourts bc TVL is supposedly happening first and they’re major characters in it.

There are alot more options in the #VC casting tag, if you have some time to kill!  

*And I know these ppl may not be available but they’re close to my headcanon, so picking someone like them would be gr9 as far as I’m concerned ;D

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^Lestat de Lioncourt: Brett Scallions from Fuel, circa the 90′s.

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^Gabrielle de Lioncourt: Grace Kelly, (gif is from The Swan, 1956)

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^Marquis Valère de Lioncourt: Timothy Omundson, 2016. But now I’ve seen him in Galavant and he is so adorbz! I might like him too much.

Hi sorry me again. What are your thoughts on the weird casting choice of Antonio Banderas for Armand in IWTV¿¿? Have you considered….A meme of it!? D:

(@luthi69 beat me to the punch on that one!)

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[WWDITS/IWTV mashup by @luthi69 please reblog from the link or the source]

I admit that I have a lot of nostalgia for Antonio!Armand, so it doesn’t seem as weird to me… I hope the new adaptation(s) have a more canon-compliant Armand bc I think it can be handled in a way that wasn’t possible in the early 90′s, the pedophilia inherent in an adult-looking vampire being in a relationship (of some kind) with a teenage-looking vampire, even though they are ~90 and ~400 years old, respectively.

There were a lot of good reasons for casting a non-compliant Armand, and I talk about it in my #Defending Antonio tag, @vraik captured the taboo aspect of it very well [X]:

HEY. HEY. YOU KNOW WHO I LOVE? 

Antonio Banderas Armand. 

I ranted about this at length once, and realized it might be worth excising that particular section from my recaps and letting it stand on its own. SO LET ME TELL YOU A THING.

“Not only does Banderas give one hell of a performance, clearly entranced by Louis and convinced his ruthlessness is an acceptable means to an end (and then Louis dumps him immediately and Banderas’ crushed look that WHOOPS OVERESTIMATED just destroyed me). It’s really genuine, maybe the movie’s best after Cruise and Dunst, and at least half his dialogue is lifted without change from the books. But all that gets overlooked, because he doesn’t look like a teenager. And there’s a certain fairness to that – Armand’s body adds a dimension to his interactions with others as much as Claudia’s does. But now let me give you a hot dose of context.

In 1994, it was still a pretty common argument to conflate homosexuality with pedophilia, particularly with gay men.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN, Y’ALL. The movie already had to deal with the Claudia/Louis relationship, which only tenuously steps the worst landmines of creepiness, as we discussed, by avoiding physicality and giving mentally grown Claudia all the power. So, the filmmakers maybe didn’t want to stack, on top of that stack of gunpowder, a relationship with yet another underage character, particularly one that so played into existing stereotypes.

Then there’s the fact that, by virtue of the script, Louis’ feelings for Armand are a lot more explicitly tender and obvious than his relationship with Lestat. Back then, it was a big deal if you asked an actor to, gasp, play gay. Heavens forfend. But Banderas, in addition to being a handsome fellow and a marketable star, had also appeared in Philadelphia in 1993 (aka the movie where the Noble Gay dying nobly from AIDS is nice enough to teach A Straight to be a better person before he croaks). While their scenes were scrubbed of basically any intimacy, he was playing Tom Hanks’ lover, and apparently that was proximal enough to The Gay that he was an okay dude to ask. And then he fucking killed it with the material he was given it, in spite of the fact that the majority of his scenes were opposite the totally catatonic Pitt (who has made no bones about how much he haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated being in this movie). He’s a champ, and a treasure, come at me.”

What if everyone in the movie was Brad Pitt?? (Tbh that’d probably make for a melancholy boring ass movie lol)

Um, might not be a totally melancholy boring ass movie!

As Claudia: Actual pic of baby Brad! His kids are clones, I’m convinced.

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Louis: well this is the same.

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Lestat: you know he’d sit like this if he was wearing anything resembling a skirt. YOU KNOW HE WOULD.

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Daniel: demonstrating how to use a hairdryer ❤

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Armand: has some ideas for the bedroom that require protective gloves…

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Marius: has some rules for the Brad!Lestat to abide by…

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David version 1.0:

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Santiago: with the guyliner bc theatre vampire

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That Tom Cruise as Louis ask got me thinking, imagine the entire film where all the characters are Tom Cruise! Lestat, Louis, Claudia, Madeleine, Armand, Santiago, all of them!

Oh gawdz well, this is the best I can do w/o such an idea and I spent ages on it so I hope you like it!!! There was more than one Tom Cruise in Oblivion, but I’d love a movie where he plays an entire cast.

Tom as Lestat and as Daniel: this actually works pretty well…

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Claudia: This actually is surprisingly cute and kinda terrifying, imagine that little guy chasing you down in the middle of the night and then that one big fang plunging into your neck!

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Akasha: this one is a little too real… IS THIS WHAT THEY’RE PLANNING?

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as Lestat and Louis: do you know how hard it is to find a decent size gif of Tom Cruise crying? It’s hard. So have this again.

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Armand: hey don’t look at me like that, at least the hair color is closer to canon than Antonio!Armand. The outfit works, too.

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Nicolas: basically rockstar musician IDGAF 24/7/365

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Tom as Khayman when Akasha is attacking: (tbh this gif of Tom getting thrown against a car will always make me happy, sorry Tom, idk why, schadenfreude probably)

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Gabrielle, to everything Lestat ever suggests:

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Tom!Daniel – Risky Business, I think?

Tom!Claudia – Actual child pic of Tom

Tom!Akasha – Actual Tom in a Scientology pow-wow

Tom!Louis – Mission Impossible 3?

Tom!Armand – Austin Powers (2, I think?)

Tom!Nicolas – Rock of Ages

Tom!Khayman – Jack Reacher? Mission Impossible 3?

Tom!Gabrielle – Vanilla Sky

Is Tom Cruise also in VC fandom?

Not that I know of but I consider him an honorary member, he read the first 4 books to prepare for the role and at one point was interested in playing Lestat again. He has only ever spoken highly of Lestat ❤

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I’d love for him to be involved in the next adaptation in whatever capacity; I’d love him to play Lestat’s dad, bc he’s old enough now! Or if he could be a Lestat coach for the next Lestat, that’d be awesome, too.