So books 1-10 would become
- Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
- Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
- Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
- Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
- Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
- Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
- Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory
- Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
- Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
- Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit
Tag Archives: vc synopsis
The Decision Making Process of Lestat de Lioncourt
- Will the thing desired boost his ego to new levels?
- Will he still be the prettiest prince in the room?
- Will this, in someway, piss Louis off?
That’s it.
That’s how he does it.
#Accurate
Another typical night at the Rue Royale.
Inspired by this post by mortcharmant and merciful-death
The entire Vampire Chronicles, abridged.
#Basically
you little pyro
And Louis looked upon his handiwork, and he saw that it was good.
# in the beginning Louis burned the furnishings and the house
# and on the third day Louis burned his creator and the new house
# and on the sixth day Louis burned the theatre and its troupe
# and on the seventh day Louis rested
# and then after that Louis probably burned something else
# Louis de Pointe du Lac
# Interview with the Vampire
# The Vampire Chronicles
# vampires
# burning
Regarding VC crack!fic: Such Truth, Wow, Very Accurate
Sometimes I wonder why there’s not tons and tons of VC crack!fic and then I remember that large portions of the book are basically crack!fic
#seriously though
#remember that time lestat got louis some hookers to eat as an apology for being a douche
#remember that time armand stole someone’s hands as punishment
#remember that time lestat took louis to go terrorize and old man and then buy louis a coat
#remember that time david broke into lestat and louis’ house and demanded they go to the carnival
#remember that time lestat mentioned he could laugh at carpet for hours on end
#remember that time marius sent armand on fieldtrips to local brothels
#remember that time louis said he was feeling suicidal so david proposed vampire sex and made out with him
#remember that time tarquin got a handjob from his dead demonic twin brother he ate in utero
#remember that time armand thought marius was jesus and then marius gave him a handjob
#REMEMBER BLOOD CANTICLE IN ITS ENTIRETY
#does it make it harder or easier to write crack when your fandom is canonically this cracky
#its a moot point since theres so few vc fics anyway
#generally homosexual
merciful-death: [[ I can’t stop laughing at the tags. You are a beautiful person. ]]
communistdracula added:
#also remember that one time lestat had sex with a nun and ate a chick out on her period in front of david and armand
#and that one time armand would make daniel have sex with random people so he could watch from the corner
#or that time pandora told marius that his vampire gift should have give him a bigger penis rather than a bigger ego
#what a wonderful series
elurins added:
I just laughed really obnoxiously oh my fucking god those tags.
Blood Canticle is just something I pretended didn’t happen though omfg it was so, so, so bad. it was a bad crack fic in itself omfg
#the vampire chronicles #this fucking series man oh my god
Cloudsinvenice added:
Guys, it is a crime and a sin that the reblog process has cut off the entire tag list, because the canon in the VC is far weirder than the crack in most other fandoms. Seriously, go read the whole thing in its surreal beauty.
#what happens in venice stays in venice #vampire chronicles #handjobs are the vampire handshake #apparently
demonpyromaniac added:
We all like to pretend that didn’t happen. It wasn’t even a bad crack fic that was hilariously bad either.
#crack #blood canticle #that book was so bad omg
[[Clouds, I had to restore this fabulous thread in its surreal beauty bc the link u had was broken. i didn’t include tags from reblogs w/out comments, but whatever, this was WELL WORTH THE EFFORT]]
#ACCURATE #Reblogging for the tags and comments. #This is definitely one of my All Time Favorite VC discussion posts ever and I’m not even part of it. #bc it is Perfection
#Gold star for this #Golden Moment
Part ½: Diplomacywink‘s hilarious VC riff on Hyperbole and a Half’s ‘This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult’ entry.
Part 2/2: Diplomacywink‘s hilarious VC riff on Hyperbole and a Half’s ‘This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult’ entry.
Lestat Does the Thing: The Series
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Make a Six-Year-Old into a Vampire
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Famous
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Wake the Mother of All Vampires and Honeymoon with Her While She Slaughters Thousands
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Human While Some Random Dude Takes Your Superman Body for a Spin
#accurate. Notice how this list stops at Tale of the Body Thief bc Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing actually gets so much crackier that it may not be possible to capture in synopsis. I’ll try tho:
Spoilers under the cut…
5. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Go to Heaven and Hell on Job Interview, it’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye.
6.
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing:My Name is Armand and I am a Sex Addict, Etc. Also, Marius Totally Abandoned Me and He Sucks.This is so fucking accurate that it hurts. Because you can’t stop laughing and so your belly starts to ache and you can’t breathe and you make unproper noises trying to contain yourself, but you just can’t ‘cause it’s too damn funny.
But, yeah, poor Lestat. Always fucking up things. Well, at least for 3 books he wasn’t the one doing it. This is a comforting thought. He’s still a lost case though.
*cries* ^This kind of reaction is the reason I do this.
I-want-my-IWTV 