♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!
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Anne Rice on fb: here is an article with tips to writing a successful story
Anne Rice on fb: according to edgar allan poe
Anne Rice on fb: but i don’t follow these because i do what i fucking want

“That tongue!… If he became a eunuch, it wouldn’t even matter!”
Tori Amos on Trent Reznor

friendly reminder that Lestat, Louis, Nicki, Gabrielle, Marius, Pandora, Armand, Santino, Daniel, Bianca, Flavius, Mael, Maharet, Eric, Khayman, Mekare, Thorne, Santiago, Claudia, Madeleine, Akasha, Enkil, David and Jesse [just listed some vampires that come up my mind]
CAN BE ARRANGED INTO 24 CHOOSE 2 COMBINATIONS.
that’s 276 different ways of shipping them. at the same time.
or 552 individual ships

Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter.
Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.
It definitely was.
If you’ve read the book you know that it’s exactly that.

(917): He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he’s definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.











