Catfight : Lestat vs. Willow (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

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i-want-my-iwtv:

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i-want-my-iwtv:

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‘Crap Crap Crap!!!!’ The cat barreled off the desk, causing the papers that were in neat piles to scatter in her wake. That’s it; it was time for drastic measures! She sulked in the corner for a moment, her pride damaged and her fur had lines of…

Willow was suspicious. Lestat never cooed to her unless…  Her eyes went wide as she bolted down the stairs. Wriggling her way under the couch Louis was normally on, she waited. This was the one room she’d never seen Lestat flip the furniture of. Who knew?  She stayed motionless, calming herself so she could follow the sounds of the blond vampire. She knew better than to think he’d given up the hunt, not after what she’d just done.

♛He had just gotten a few strokes in, emboldened by the very faint purring she could not contain. As Lestat inched closer, she knew the game, and FLED. Gritting his teeth, Lestat collected himself, and then followed her ONCE AGAIN. This chasing nonsense was becoming intolerable. He floated down the stairs as stealthily as possible, listening for her pulse.
 
The sound of her rapidly palpitating little heart was enticing, he might have very much enjoyed draining the life from it under these special circumstances, if he could get away with it sans punishment. Holiday decorations all around the flat served as a reminder that this was not the time to start a war with any of his little coven. However, there were more fun things than killing or bloodletting…
 
With a little thought, Lestat watched triumphantly as Willow was tugged by an invisible hand and suspended in the air, clawing at nothing! Would she care to take a spin? He considered this while settling down below her on the couch, keeping her helplessly treading afloat in midair.

The tabby was infuriated. Cats hated two things, being wet and stuck in midair. She’d only learned the last from Lestat and Armand when they could catch her. He’d even had the gall to sit right underneath her on the couch. She thought hard about giving him what humans had termed a “golden shower” but decided against it. One thing she did know was midair was one step away from flying and into what would just be circumstance. ‘I give I give! Put me down or I’ll call Danny!’ Her limits had been pushed. She hung there like a kitten being carried by its mother, waiting to see if Lestat would heed her yield or not. 

♛"Well look who’s mood has been elevated?“ Lestat didn’t even try to repress a giggle. The look on her face was one of submission. After floating her for another few minutes to drive the point home, he set her down beside him on the couch and raised a hand tentatively to pet her. Yes, a truce would be most desirable. If Daniel walked in to find them getting along then so much the better. Perhaps Lestat would even give her a sardine or two ❤

Catfight : Lestat vs. Willow (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

vampiredevelopment:

George Michael: She’s kind of my girlfriend.

Michael: Her?

Episode 2×03 “¡Amigos!”

My new pick-up line is “I will literally murder all men except you you will be my boyfriend.” Worked for Akasha. 

#Awkward gender politics in your vampire novel

#I can only describe what Lestat wears in this movie as the male version of Leia’s slave bikini

^THIS, ALL OF THIS

What did Louis smell like, when you were all cuddled up in the coffin with him?

infxntdexth-deactivated20150103:

…I think you misunderstood the point of this game, anon. But I’ll answer you anyway. 

You probably want me to say that he smelled faintly of burning wood. 

No, he smelled a bit like perfume. A bit sweet, a bit musky. Very distinctly Louis. I’m not sure if I can really describe it, to be honest. 

Dear Lestanta, I’ve also been considerably good this year, and would like to request a… kiss. Just a peck on the cheek. O-or just a smile. And please give Louis, Marius, Armand, Daniel, David and everyone else my greetings and undying eternal love.

♛You dear little thing! I can tell that you have been good enough for this reward, certainly *smiles broadly* You know, giving you a kiss is also a sort of gift to the kisser, as well, as I get to enfold you in my arms first, taunt myself with your unique scent, enjoy that closeness for a moment in the darkness of your anonymity, before that light kiss is delivered. *mwah*

Coven, consider this loving message conveyed to you as well! Undying eternal love, hm? Perhaps this is from one of our own? Step into the light, Anon *grins*

PS. I like “Lestanta.” It has a ring to it. Like a stanza of music. Hmmmm… Although kittyslover’s title of Santa Lestat was a bit closer to my frequent papal desires in that Santa means Saint. I digress… Perhaps this should be included in my next staggering work of heartbreaking genius.

Catfight : Lestat vs. Willow (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

tickedtabbyflower:

i-want-my-iwtv:

[Continued from this]

tickedtabbyflower:

‘Crap Crap Crap!!!!’ The cat barreled off the desk, causing the papers that were in neat piles to scatter in her wake. That’s it; it was time for drastic measures! She sulked in the corner for a moment, her pride damaged and her fur had lines of…

Willow was suspicious. Lestat never cooed to her unless…  Her eyes went wide as she bolted down the stairs. Wriggling her way under the couch Louis was normally on, she waited. This was the one room she’d never seen Lestat flip the furniture of. Who knew?  She stayed motionless, calming herself so she could follow the sounds of the blond vampire. She knew better than to think he’d given up the hunt, not after what she’d just done.

♛He had just gotten a few strokes in, emboldened by the very faint purring she could not contain. As Lestat inched closer, she knew the game, and FLED. Gritting his teeth, Lestat collected himself, and then followed her ONCE AGAIN. This chasing nonsense was becoming intolerable. He floated down the stairs as stealthily as possible, listening for her pulse.
 
The sound of her rapidly palpitating little heart was enticing, he might have very much enjoyed draining the life from it under these special circumstances, if he could get away with it sans punishment. Holiday decorations all around the flat served as a reminder that this was not the time to start a war with any of his little coven. However, there were more fun things than killing or bloodletting…
 
With a little thought, Lestat watched triumphantly as Willow was tugged by an invisible hand and suspended in the air, clawing at nothing! Would she care to take a spin? He considered this while settling down below her on the couch, keeping her helplessly treading afloat in midair.

Catfight : Lestat vs. Willow (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

♛ My lovelies! kittyslover has inspired me to open these arms to embrace you all.​
 
Hop up into the velvet-clad Santa de Lioncourt’s lap and tell him your heart’s desire. Have you been naughty or nice? There’s still time to switch lists… and you know Santa de Lioncourt has a preference for the very Naughty…
 
You may also offer gifts to Santa, you know. It needn’t be a one-way relationship… *grins and flicks a fang*

Dear Santa Lestat… All I want for this christmas is my own copy of Prince Lestat with yout autograph and Armand’s Autograph and Louis and Marius in flesh and blood. I was a very good girl -or so- And I promise to be more good and love you More than I love my Hair <3. -I suppose I could made this kind of petition here, don't?-

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♛ So let me get this right, ma petite… you want only autographs from Armand and myself, and you want the flesh and blood of Louis and Marius? Well that IS a tall order, you realize. It takes quite alot of effort and flirtation for me to get any of their flesh and blood even for myself! Quite a lot of persuasion and some degree of mischief.

…Unless you mean you merely wish to be in the presence of Louis and Marius? Even so, I must admit I am still somewhat saddened that your preference is for them and not glorious, magnificent – and much more fun – MOI. They have their moments (should you wish to spend several hours in lecture) but really, a night on the town with Armand and I bickering the entire time would be more exciting, non?

However, I’ll see what I can do, in light of the fact that you swore you would love me more than your own hair. I love no one above my beautiful mane, so I take that oath very seriously ❤

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♫Won’t U light my slay tonight?♫

for xlongedfordeath! 

vampiredevelopment:

Lucille: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.

Cutaway: earlier that day…

Lucille: I don’t care for G.O.B.

Episode 1×01 “Pilot”

He also doesn’t care much for what’s-his-face (Antoine?). The guy who brings him babies to eat when he’s a wreck. I like that guy a lot because he’s sassy, and anyone who gives Lestat and Louis shit is a friend of mine. Probably why I like Armand so much.

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annabellioncourt:

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grimrapper:

in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping

My OTP doesn’t have this particular problem.

You’re OTP has the one that only eats rats while the other still has to force them to go out for actual sustenance. 

Oh, pshaw! There has been no rat consumption for two centuries now!

Rat consumption occurs to piss off certain food-pushers on specific occasions!