Thank you, much appreciated, post updated. I totally agree with you, that book started out alright, found the quote about 1/3 into MtD (ch.10). It just got crackier and crackier. I had to skim it the first time, it was so bizarre.
Yes, in retrospect, MtD was definitely kind of awesome by comparison to the EVEN CRACKIER BOOKS (Blood Canticle, more like WTF Canticle.)
I don’t like myself, you know. I love myself, of course. I’m devoted to myself till my dying day. But I don’t like myself.
Damon is the hotter Salvatore. No arguments.I just… ugh. I don’t even know where to begin.
Well, Miss Eliza Thompson, I shall see your list and raise it one of my own!
Ah. Well.
At least you are a couple of notches above Nosferatu, non?
A couple of…
That sparkling, bouffant haired moron beat me for Lord’s sake! He should not have even been on such a list let alone you beating me!
And besides, we’re hardly fictional! … At least Armand didn’t beat me.
You’ve become old news, I am afraid.
Well we shall just have to change that then, won’t we?
I hope you do realize that stealing vials of the Pope’s blood will not make you a saint, nor gain you positive notoriety.
[[sorry to cut in: I also disagree with this ranking, mes amis. The numbering is definitely off, Deacon Frost was hotter than Blade, there’s a non-vampire on the list (NO #11 DOES NOT COUNT), and where is the Lost Boys’ David? like, HELLO?!]]
Interview with the vampire, 1994, Christian Slater & Tom Cruise & Antonio Banderas & Brad Pitt & Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten’s not the only one that’s young and adorable. Is Tom wearing a matching midnight blue blazer and pants suit in velvet/velour?! What a diva, still in character.
Antonio is also in a some kind of luxe velvet/velour… Kirsten, too.. maybe they were told to aim for being in character, and Brad’s like, No Fuck that LEATHER AND KHAKIS IS TEH SEXAY. Plus he ran out and bleached his hair and laid out in the sun for like a month to make up for lost time.
Christian’s like I AM STILL A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST CHARACTER, DE RIGEUER IN ALL BLACK.
ooc; one time it was 3am and I livestreamed making graphics for faceofabotticelliangel and somehow I ended up jokingly doing this and deleting it but I found it again
God damn it )
I can’t even… so I have to… for reasons.
ooc; Photoshopped this, because don’t tell me it’s not literally Interview with the Vampire
HAHAHAHA. This is win.
