The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
*converts to Satanism*
it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…
1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there
4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy
5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal
6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved
7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9: Do not harm young children.
10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’
I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!
I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:
Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.
Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.
wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting
I’ve known about this for a while and I’m so glad someone finally mentioned it hahaha
So the first time I ever saw this was when a friend copied it to a Facebook VC page, and I knew that whoever had done it was freaking brilliant. Now I can say with first-hand authority that this is true.
Awww, thanks dear! *hugs* I am proud of my old VC Failbook posts. There weren’t many but they were quality.
FYI to y’all: I actually visited @sanguinivora in brick space (real life!) a few weeks ago, proper post to follow. She put me up for Halloween and I got a special bookie wook from Powell’s, gotta post about that, too… Absorbed a whole lot of her ideas about the adaptation, @sanguinivora is one of my main theatre expert advisors here, specializing in 4th wall breakage, lol.
@garama I love your art and your characters. They’re wonderful and I’m thankful you share them with us 💕
OH GOSH, this looks GREAT!? I love it! I’m smiling like a dork here, I’m so happy to receive such a lovely piece of art done in a charming drawing style..! The shaded areas with textures make a sweet contrast with the smooth chestplate. I like the way you draw eyes and hair, and I’m really impressed how you were able to draw face so well from this angle (I find it really challenging myself, but you did A++ job)! I could go through the whole pic line by line, I have to stop this before it gets out of hand…
I’m just so thankful and surprised and all jolly about this, I don’t know how to even express my gratitude in a way that you deserve THANK YOU, ASH! :･ﾟ☆
I got Kings Rising today and slammed the book into my face while screaming so many times. I’m going to draw every scene that made me spontaneously combust. Which is going to be a lot.
For anyone who hasn’t had the pleasure of reading Captive Prince yet, go read it! I don’t think I will ever love anything as much as I love this series.
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