I’m about 150 pages into ROA and its killing me because the Atlantis plot might have been really interesting, albeit out there, sci-fi novel, and her sections with the vampires aren’t any worse than PL, but together its so…../no/.

*nods* That’s the general impression I’m getting from ppl about it. I still haven’t read it but I WILL. 

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^Kitty by @berrym 

Those things in the new book: Atlantis, aliens, our vampires, etc. are intriguing separately. There’s no doubt about that.

When I was 11 years old, I loved choc. syrup and baloney sandwiches, and let me tell you… choc. syrup ON a baloney sandwich? My brother and tried it and…../no/. We didn’t like it, but I am sure that there’s someone out there who probably LOVES choc. syrup on baloney sandwiches! I hope they use potato bread, at least, it’s cake-ier than white bread.

//I just want you to know that I absolutely love your humor in your answers to anon asks! The only problem is that I need forewarning since I like this computer and it’s not exactly accustomed to having drinks spit at it.

Awww! You’ve made my day. As for your poor drink-spattered computer… I’ll message you privately (”INCOMING” could be the code word?) before I post responses from now on, lol.

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jackiegooutside:

alihikaua:

         The Colour of Chemistry: Combustion and Chemical Compounds

@i-want-my-iwtv

Louis, thinking: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

suicidal anon:

cosimadelfine:

i-want-my-iwtv:

To the anon who just wrote to me about being suicidal: please DO NOT DO IT. Call for help immediately, don’t wait for my RP reply! Life is worth living, there’s so much left to experience and enjoy, you have choices. 

If you’re thinking about suicide, please read Suicide Help or call 1-800-273-TALK (8255) in the U.S.! To find a suicide helpline outside the U.S., visit IASP or Suicide.org.

I’m not a professional in this field and I’m struggling to say the right things here, but if one of my friends or family told me this, I would make them promise to give me at least a day to spend with them, make lists of their fave things, and remind that there are so many more yet undiscovered fave things, people to meet, places to go…

But most importantly that they, and you, matter. You are worthy of being happy. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise *hugs*

depending on where you are sitting – hang tight talk to the suicide hotline – they will stay on the line as long as you need them that is what they are there for. 

if you have already taken something or done something to harm yourself please call 911 – yes suicide is illegal but you probably won’t face any prison time for it it is illegal so that the police can get in if there is reasonable suspicion that you are a danger to yourself and others. 

if you haven’t done anything talk to the suicide hotline and then make an appointment with your local hospital – please tell them what you planned on doing and be honest. if you took something please don’t lie to them – i dunno is a legitimate answer.

suicidal anon:

To the anon who just wrote to me about being suicidal: please DO NOT DO IT. Call for help immediately, don’t wait for my RP reply! Life is worth living, there’s so much left to experience and enjoy, you have choices. 

If you’re thinking about suicide, please read Suicide Help or call 1-800-273-TALK (8255) in the U.S.! To find a suicide helpline outside the U.S., visit IASP or Suicide.org.

I’m not a professional in this field and I’m struggling to say the right things here, but if one of my friends or family told me this, I would make them promise to give me at least a day to spend with them, make lists of their fave things, and remind that there are so many more yet undiscovered fave things, people to meet, places to go…

But most importantly that they, and you, matter. You are worthy of being happy. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise *hugs*

Ok, I don’t know if they cover this in later book but I was curious: what exactly happens to the AR vampires if they don’t sleep in a coffin? Like if they didn’t sleep in a coffin, or underground, or in a grave, etc. but instead in a normal bed? I guess they wouldn’t be able to get “deep vampire sleep-death (you know)” But is it possible? (And this is assuming no sunlight.) I’m really sorry if this sounds stupid. Thanks

lol no, Ricean vampires don’t actually need to sleep in coffins.

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[Lestat’s about to read Louis the bedtime story “Go the F*ck to Sleep”]

They do sleep in coffins in IWTV, tho, bc what they do need is complete protection from sunlight, and from anyone who might disturb them during the day. NOLA had those huge French windows everywhere, lots of sunshine in every room 😉

The deathsleep takes them and they’re powerless against it; when the sun is up, the vampires are down.

I just realized that in TVL Marius calls Armand ‘Armand’ during the Venice flashback and the discontinuity hit me like a brick in the face

(It’s this line, right?) “Rise, Armand, we must leave here. They have come!”

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[^I don’t have a pic of Armand from the scene you mentioned, so have Claudia in a library w/ a bunch of studious older dudes who are probably concerned about what an 11 yo is studying for all these hours so late at night]

Armand’s Venice flashback was in Mind-Gift-Vision™ (or whatever you want to call it!), blasting out of Armand at Lestat and Gabrielle like water from a fire hydrant, and Lestat later transcribed it all for us about 200 yrs later. The Mind Gift is not exactly like reading a book; it seems to be more about sharing images, snippets of sound and feeling. Why did Lestat use Armand’s name in that quote and not “Amadeo”? Some ideas:

  • Lestat wrote it 200 years after experiencing it, and yes, vampiric memory is supposed to be perfect, but he also went through a few assassination attempts, so it’s possible that a few brain cells were lost along the way.
  • If Lestat ‘heard’ an “Amadeo,” in the vision, maybe he thought he must have misheard bc he knew Armand as “Armand,” and transcribed the name he knew. 
  • Maybe Armand concealed the name Marius gave him, maybe it was too painful for him to share that information with someone who had just wrecking ball’d his coven like Miley Cyrus in a red velvet tank top & undies.
  • Maybe Armand had been successfully brainwashed to the point of sealing off that name off from his memory after all those years with the Children of Darkness, to remember it after Lestat left Paris at that time.
  • Or it was our usual *~unreliable narrator~* situation, assign the blame to Armand or Lestat 😉
  • … Or, LASTLY, and most likely, it was AR who hadn’t come up with the “Amadeo” part yet. *sighs*

I can understand why discrepancies and discontinuities can be jarring, and people do bash the authors of novels for delivering what the readers see as some kind of inferior product :- 

IMO, I don’t think an author, artist, or musician is obligated to serve to you a complete and perfect story/picture/song, w/ complete and perfect facts. AR has never said that was her intention. Even the Bible has discrepancies. 

Instead of being jarred out of the story, why not make our own headcanons? You can call them “excuses” if you want 😉 Like I just did above. It’s reasonable to assume Armand didn’t want to share that name. It’s reasonable to assume Armand didn’t remember it in that moment, or that Lestat failed to catch that detail, or thought it was incorrect.

Fanworks can criticize but they can also repair what’s confusing, can fill in the interstices of canon (check out this types of fanfic diagram!). You can engage with the material to criticize it, or you can engage with it to repair it, so many ways to engage with canon and, specifically, its discrepancies.

People doing this with fanfic, fanart, and meta-analysis have made the VC so rich! Shared ideas have cured many things that were jarring for me. The missing musician vampire bothered me for so many years, and then, before PL was even a twinkle in AR’s eye, I had at least one strong answer for his disappearance and it gave me a new appreciation for him, for Lestat, for his part in the fabric of the story. 

Your headcanon is up to you. You can enhance canon with it. You have that power. Ask other people for their ideas, they can help, too. 

Now I’m not saying every discrepancy can be explained, but it is somewhat more manageable in the earlier books. I would love to see people do it with the later books! With the larger things… that are harder to explain. 

Hit the jump for more, cut for length.


Some of my favorite art misleads or leaves things out. Here’s, basically, fanart of Jackie O by Al Hirschfeld:

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^She has the slightly cartoonish distortion all around, there are strong gesture lines, there are detailed areas (the necklace, the hair, etc.), there’s her face w/

distorted features, and then there are missing lines. The back of her left arm, most of her right arm, but you as the viewer can fill those in yourself. They’re not drawn but they’re there. 

It’s not a photograph, it’s an artist’s interpretation of his subject, how she occupies space, maybe how she moves through it, her inner spirit.

Idk, not everyone likes Hirschfeld. I’m sure some people do not consider it to be Art. We all have our own experiences and our own ideas of what Art and Beauty and Good Writing are. Fanworks are a form of engagement with Art. 

Lestat, when and where is your next adventure?… you ..went to heaven… hell… atlantis… now what?… The moon? Pluton?… another galaxy?… you need to stop drinking from drunk and high people… This is getting crazier… xD

♛Drunk and high people can be SO much fun, though, don’t you think? Visit the moon? And did you mean Pluto? Another galaxy?! Are these challenges? I’ve broken into NASA once before, don’t f$*#ing tell me what to do… *hides Star Trek and Star Wars graphic novels and paraphernalia* Light sabers are real, aren’t they?

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