Ummm since I gained *checks activity* like 30 new followers in the last 24h because of that sketch post (what’s up with that btw??), I’d like to remind y’all that
two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires
SO JEALOUS!!!!! i don’t need you to ask her anything, just convey w ur eyes or aura my undying hatred of her for writing so many fucking books and drawing me down this dark path from here unto eternity
I’ll convey the message w/ my eyes and aura! pfffft.
“It is that look of the lioness to her man across the Nile want to feel my heart break if it must break in your jaws Want you to lick my blood off your paws You can’t get here fast enough (x6) I will swim to you (x4) Whether you save me Whether you savage me”
♛Well hello, fresh blood… how lovely to gain such an avid fan so quickly, it’s as if you merely opened the door and fell at my feet *smiles* I could get used to this level of adoration.
You all know my name. It’s an acceptable way to get my attention, at least at first, but I also love terms of endearment… see if you’re inspired to make me a new one *winks*
