lestatplsbiteme:

When someone tells you to “get over the Vampire Chronicles already.”

I am physically and emotionally incapable of getting over the Vampire Chronicles. I’m as attached to the fanworks as I am the canon at this point.

#SHAMELESS VC TRASH

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[That’s from @textsfromthevampire]

What sounds better to you? Being stuffed into a bag and forced on a very -ahem- romantic date with Armand. OR. Spending the night licking the inside of Louis’s ear. You cant pick neither, because that’s no fun

♛I’ve spent nights licking every inch of Louis, much to his (sometimes) initial resistance and gradual pleasure. Licking the inside of his ear for hours? Well it would start bleeding quickly, our tongues are rougher than mortals’.  

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Can I switch ears occasionally? Does it have to be the one ear? This would really be an exercise in torture for Louis, I’d be pretty happy to do it. You should ask him if he’s willing. Then again, considering how much he likes it, maybe YOU are Louis writing to moi anonymously? Hm?

Are both situations inside a bag, or just beginning with it? Burlap, I hope, even though it chafes, because plastic would tear immediately. Where’s the fun in that? 

Or…. "a very romantic date with Armand"? Did he agree to this option? Romance is a two-way street, you know, I can’t do all the heavy action if he’s going to be a limp fish.

Your specifics are lacking, tortionnaire anonyme.

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saferincages:

lesbianvamp:

Louis + fire

#louis solves his life problems by lighting everything on fire #wants to move? #sets his plantation on fire #wants revenge? #sets the place on fire #there a scene in the book where he stares at the fire like he’s in love with it

Louis “Only Fire Understands Me” de Pointe du Lac

((Okay so ordinarily I’m about as sexually charged as a pair of Crocs but that was excellent))

//Yeah these are fun!

//…Wait wait – “as sexually charged as a pair of Crocs”? So not only NOT sexually charged*, but sexually repulsive to others as well? oh gawd!

//*Not that a person’s default level needs to be sexual at all. Or that someone needs to be at all sexually attractive to anyone. This blog is demiromantic-, aromantic- and asexual-friendly, too ;]

Has it ever occurred to you that people want to submit you just to shut you up, rather than thinking it particularly erotic?

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♛My silence can be terrifying, in its stark contrast to my usual loquacious nature. People worry what I’m thinking.

Don’t forget the Mind Gift, visage gris, while not as talented as Armand at it – yet -, I can still communicate loudly without the use of my mouth.

(//Louis finds his silence intensely erotic, making him speak with actions rather than words.)