fareed should make some long-lasting blood flavored gum like i bet lestat would love to pop it in the face of the trick asf bitch who tried telling him what to do
it would be like, silent in the court hall, and you just hear two ppl having a gum-smacking competition and it’s Armand and Lestat metaphorically having a dick waving contest—it’s just the most obnoxious thing ever
and Louis would take Lestat’s pack bc the noise bothers him when he’s trynna chill with a book or just think, but then he gets curious and tries one and realizes it staves off hunger pretty well (not that that bothers him much anymore, but still, it can be a long walk from the château to human-populated areas) and he takes up the habit too, except he doesn’t pop his gum bc he’s a gentleman
and Fareed, having contributed so much to these blood suckers, ends up financially balling and manages to overthrow Lestat’s monarchy bc Capitalism™.
mah boi decided to put a bible to good use by pressing flowers w/it, screw actually reading it; plus, he’s immortalizing the flowers (in a dead state), so it’s kinda like he’s vamping them up too, idk
This is actually the last request. Thank you to everyone who asked for something! I hope I was able to make someone at least a little bit happy with my stuff. Love y’all ;*
@claudia-lilvampire requested of me something from her list of fan arts. I choose: “Claudia with a baby pacifier so she doesn’t bite everyone on the street,” and wrote the caption in Spanish bc I understand that is the requestee’s preferred language c; It simply says, “Let’s go, Claudia.”
Goddamnit do you know what I need now? Feanor/Lestat. I feel like they’d get along like a house on fire (and probably set many real houses on fire)
Imagine Lestat being like “so….you’re immortal and still get to walk around in sunlight and eat things and have sex and damn YOU JUST GET TO FUCKING HAVE EVERYTHING DON’T YOU’
But the two of them being all glam rock and going out to bars and fetish clubs until 5am and just Living Life
Lestat trying elf blood and being all like SHIIIT
The two of them talking about what they were doing at various periods through history. “How did you survive the French Revolution you fucking aristocrat??” “Meh, hid in a theatre.” “Sweet.”
“I burnt my son.” “Yeah I tried to burn my daughter and husband, you’re fine.”
Feanor holding Lestat up to an electron microscope because he would
Overall just GIVE ME THESE TWO I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS BUT I DO. Brat Prince and Spirit of Fire. It’s a recipe for disaster and epicness and everything in between. I NEEDS IT
im always a slut for silm and vc, 28/8
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YOU HAVE BLESSED ME WITH ART OF THIS I LOVE YOU FOREVER
ok but imagine louis strutting around saying lestat had it coming when he set him on fire, Chicago, Cell Block Tango style, imagine that interview no wonder daniel was so sweaty
I-want-my-IWTV 