
God damn it no rest for the wicked)

VC::ooh mister lestat by bsse2004 in the style of Kate Beaton’s Hark! A Vagrant
Lestat actually has this effect.
Lestat: You’re going to /draw/ a selfie
Armand: Yeah, bitch, that’s how we did it in the Renaissance
We are all on the verge of the problematic, with the VC stuff.
#Accurate #Vampires #Sexualizing killing, etc.

“Essentially this is not a monster movie – merely a movie about people whose behaviour is monstrous"
#Accurate

#one time monsieur-le-rockstar and I were roleplaying on WhatsApp
#Louis and Lestat were in Austria and they’d just had an argument
#so Louis went downstairs in the hotel and encountered this cute Austrian guy and they started talking in German about literature and what they were reading presently
#Lestat came down and saw them and got pissed off because
#a) how dare some cute guy speak to mon louis
#b) how dare some cute guy speak to mon louis in a language i don’t understand
#so lestat seduced the dude and killed him
#and louis was like
#‘lestat you don’t just kill a man for speaking to me’
#and lestat was like ‘but you were flirting’
#and louis was like ‘we were talking about oscar wilde’
#and lestat was like ‘so you were flirting’
#true story
Lestat has a special way of doing THINGS BOYS DO WE LOVE
I literally have no idea what to do with The Vampire Armand. I remember reading it when I was young and being utterly disgusted with Armand. I still am revolted by what he did to Claudia, his selfishness and hollowness, and how he has managed to forgive himself while still being so cruel to Louis, whom he, let’s put it plainly, used.
And then again I think about the child whom Marius saved, I think that Marius could not have made a worse blunder in his existence. Of course Santino would choose Armand to preach his religion. Armand was already so given to putting first one and then the other person or ideology on a pedastal, and dedicating himself to it blindly. I pity Armand.
But…Louis was just as cruel to Armand as he was to him. Perhaps even more so. Louis admits it. Armand also has a tendency to lie, so whether or not he actually did that to Claudia is unsure. After all, the only person who last saw Claudia was Louis and you would think he would notice if her head wasn’t on the right body—ashes or not. ;c There’s a lot more to Armand, but you’re certainly scratching the surface. )
#Faceofabotticelliangel #Accurate #Eloquent Eloquence
I don’t believe Armand re: the Claudia experiment, he had his motives for making David think he was the kind of twisted mad-scientist (at that time) who would try that, and yet, he spun it in such a way that it seemed like he actually was trying to help her get what she wanted most (if in fact it happened at all)(which I don’t think it did):
“I tried to grant her fondest wish, that she should have the body of a woman…The fire of Heaven destroyed the awful unhealed evidence of my Satanic surgery as it turned her to a monument in ash. No evidence remained of her last hours within the torture chamber of my makeshift laboratory. No one need ever have known what I say now.” – The Vampire Armand
Much sadness, very cry ;n;