In every single book, Louis has to make the “Don’t become a vampire if you can help it,” speech.
Tag Archives: Arrested Development
G.O.B.: Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?
Episode 2×09 “Burning Love”
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.
Maeby: They do?
George Michael: What a fun, sexy time for you.
Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”
Boy Prisoner #2: Anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz.
Episode 3×07 “Prison Break-In”
What did happen:
Louis ignored Armand.
They looked at art.
Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
G.O.B.: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have G.O.B. [bleep] our way out of it.”
Episode 1×22 “Let ‘Em Eat Cake”
I mean, he fucked them into the problem.
G.O.B.: Take a look at banner, Michael!
Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”
It’d probably work better than his other lines.
Michael: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’m going to give you a promotion. Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.
George Michael: Wow. I’m Mr. Manager.
Michael: Well, manager; we just say manager.
Episode 1×02 “Top Banana”
Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.
Episode 1×03 “Bringing Up Buster”
Tobias: Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
#Intercourse with the Vampire.
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