[lestat de lioncourt voice] ohm god look at that person they’re they most beautiful thing i ve ever seen i love them *looks over his shoulder* ohm god look at that person they’re the mos
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louis: *dumps ur body in a swamp*
louis: *burns you alive*
louis: *leaves you to die alone*
louis: CRY MORE NERD
louis: *refuses to save u cause u literally gave ur fuckign body away*
louis: ily so much ure my one true love never leave my prince i am urs
lestat: *breathes*
louis: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD CAN YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT!
G.O.B: I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.
Episode 3×01 “The Cabin Show”
“I’ve made a huge mistake” might as well be Lestat’s catchphrase.
real acting
This is how I picture 90% of Armand and Lestat’s conversations
Basically.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley.
Henry Winter (via incorrecttshquotes)
you should all go read the vampire chronicles for
- pansexual polyamorous vampires who dress sharp as fuck and become rockstars
- egyptian queens who literally crush hearts
- 17 year-old russian ginger boys who for some reason are played by antonio banderas in the movie
- small vampire girls who r like the embodiment of the oedipus complex
- broody dark-haired nerds who r so beautiful the author has to describe their perfect face for 5 pages before the plot can continue
Louis: feels sad and pissed off
Armand: feels conflicted and angry but also dead inside
David: feels like a goddamn hot babysitter
Nicolas: can’t feel anything because he doesn’t have hands anymore
Gabrielle: feels the blood of her enemies all over her
Santino: feels satan in his veins
Lestat: feels himselfooc; a summary of vc
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