louis: hoe don’t do it
daniel: *becomes a vampire*
louis: OH MY GOD
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tumblr: [pornbot x] is following you!
me, ruthlessly slamming “block user”: no they ain’t
cat: [SCREAMING]
me: yes dear.
cat: [HOWLING]
me: i see.
cat: [DISSONANT SQUAWKING]
me: mhmm.
I love you and you’re my family, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.
Claudia to Louis and Lestat (via incorrecttvcquotes)
lestat: the stars sure are beautiful tonight, mon cher.
louis: yes, they are…
lestat: you know what else is beautiful?
louis, blushing: what?
lestat: me.
Daniel: Armand, I’m cold.
Armand: Here, have my coat.
Lestat: Louis, I’m cold.
Louis: I could set you on fire again if you like.
sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
naughty cat: purrs loudly
tumblr: that thing you like is Problematic and you should feel bad for liking it
me, an adult capable of critical thinking and criticizing things while still wholeheartedly enjoying them: please get out of my living room
Louis: You really don’t listen, do you?
Lestat: No, I try not to. I find it distracting.
Someone: that’s not canon.
Me: I will face canon and walk backwards into hell.
I-want-my-IWTV 