annabellioncourt:

I feel like Only Lovers Left Alive is how Lestat and his coven like to think of themselves but in reality they’re What We Do in the Shadows.

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 explodingbat:

katzenfabrik:

explodingbat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

lecterings:

what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism? 

The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what. 

if one could maybe be induced to eat the other? i might watch this show

#i’m guessing vampire chap could win against Dr Lector in a fight

I reckon so, but Lestat might be inclined to play with him for a while first, and Lector wouldn’t make it easy for him.

Dammit, I’d pay money to see/read this. Where is the fanfic on this topic? AO3 only has this, which isn’t quite what I’m looking for but does include the following lines:

“Look, Dr. Lecter, I checked you out.  You are an expensive psychiatrist so you must be good. I needed an appointment right away and you were all booked up, so I improvised. Did you hear me say I was a vampire?”

“Yes, I’m Lithuanian, not deaf.”

and:

Hannibal fumes silently. He needs to be careful until he knows what this disturbed and disturbing creature has done with Will. Hannibal no longer doubts he is indeed sitting across from a real vampire. He also
acknowledges since Lestat is already dead he won’t even taste very good…

ok, what? that sounds amazing.. vampire fop needs an appointment asap, so he books himself in, and Dr L just snarks at him? excellent

“And you are stressing me out, Doctor Lecter. Do you really want to antagonize a stressed out vampire? What is to be done about that?” – Interview with a Cannibal or Appointment with a Vampire

THIS IS GR9 I LOVE IT! 

Bonsoir~ Merci beaucoup for rebloging and bumping my little murder families thing (which I intend to continue *ifIhaveotherstupidideashum*). I don’t know how you found it – my blog is so underground I have myself difficulties to find it – but I’m glad that you did enjoy it! I’m a very recent aficionada of IWTV (the movie): I saw it only 2 weeks ago, but I’ve fallen for Lestat (and Tom Cruise in that role). I absolutely love your blog, and your memes are a delight of fun. So again, thank you!

Heyyyy thanks for the compliments ♥u♥ You just saw the movie 2 wks ago?! omg wow you are very fresh blood for the fandom. Yummmm. Lestat has claimed another victim. If I may suggest, read the book. Let the movie be your gateway drug to the WHOLE SERIES *evil laughter*

Your murder families thing is hilarious! I love Hannibal/Lestat crossover action. Please do moar! Here’s one of mine:

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delfepryanichek:

Murder families’ crossover – Hannibal x Interview with the vampire : always tough when husbands want to leave.

Lestat gets touchy when comes the sensitive subject of throat cutting.

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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

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liquorandptsdvarietyshow:

I have been making this exact face literally all day. 

I am now just waiting to be brought wine.

Try some of this vintage:

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Claudia, do not critique Lestat’s works with Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes. He won’t get it.