I asked my roommate to bring me a diet coke when she went to the gas station
@interviewed-the-vampire, here’s your Daniel one from a year ago. You has started a VC set!
Lestat: *sulking bc they don’t have a Lestat one*
Daniel: But you don’t even drink –
Lestat: NOT THE POINT THEY SHOULD HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO *sulks*
Armand: If it makes you feel better, they never have “Armand,” either.
*Lestat and Armand hug it out*
Agreed. AU gold. I imagine a scenario w/ Lestat
pulling his daughter Claudia there by the wrist to go knock on his neighbor(Louis)’s door…
Louis: (opens the door)
Lestat: Hello neighbor!
Louis: (holding a bag of frozen peas against his bruised face) Yes?
Lestat: (sticking out his hand to shake Louis’) I’m your new neighbor, Lestat-
Louis: I know who you are.
Lestat: Yes well, my daughter, Claudia, has something to say to you.
Louis: (looks at Claudia)
Claudia: (looks at Lestat)
Lestat: Yes, she does. *glares at Claudia*
Claudia: *glares back, then looks at Louis sweetly* I’m sorry you were in your yard and got in the way of my bottle rocket.
Louis: …
Lestat: *facepalm* Darling that’s not how we rehearsed it. Try again.
Claudia: *through gritted teeth* I’m sorry your face was in the way of my bottle rocket, Monsieur Louis.
Lestat: Mon dieu… Louis, she’s sorry she hit you.
Louis: It’s alright. I was once that age.
Lestat: Good, good, well, that’s all cleared up now,… you know, I know some better techniques than just iced vegetables to reduce the swelling…
Louis: Oh really? Like what?
Lestat: Well I’ll have to come over and show you it’s hard to explain-
Claudia: DAAAAD I wanna GO NOW.
Lestat: Shhhh! Claudia! Daddy’s negotiating!
Claudia: Can we go shoot off another bottle rocket?
Lestat: Yes we can, darling. Louis, I’ll call up a sitter so I can stop by later tonight, I feel responsible-
Claudia: (pulling Lestat away) And this time I’ll aim for his FOUNTAIN.
Louis and Lestat: *sigh*
(PSSSSST FANART REQUEST)
Claudia: “Yeah I gave him a makeover for fun do u guys like it? I do! He’ll get used to it.”
Armand: Lestat, are you ready to interview me for the book?
Lestat: Now’s not a good time. Daniel already gave me your story, so-
Armand: Oh, you’re going hunting. How about in an hour or so?
Lestat: Not looking good this evening, really.
Armand: So when-
Lestat: How about never? Is never good for you?
Armand: I have things to contribute!
Lestat: …
Armand: …
Lestat: …
Armand: … like how awful you looked when-
Lestat: Yeah no, this conversation is over.
[Marius’ interview went better]
Lestat: So you just spent awhile talking about Louis. What were you thinking about me at that time, prior to the concert?
Marius: That Louis was waiting for you.
Lestat: Ok, yes, but what about ME?
Marius: …
Lestat: …
Marius: …
Lestat: Well I’m just saying you were very descriptive about Louis and Gabrielle so I just want to keep your voice consistent. What did you think about me at the time?
Marius: That you were the damnedest creature.
Lestat: Really? You mean that?
Marius: Yes, a brat prince.
Lestat: Go on.
Marius: *sigh*
Lestat: *pouts*
Marius: Okay. Honestly you are such a child. -pauses- Face and form… The ice-blue eyes, darkening with laughter; the generous smile; the way the eyebrows came together in a boyish scowl; the sudden flares of high spirits and blasphemous humor.
Lestat: And?
Marius: Lestat!
Lestat: What? I just want the full story. Talk about my body.
Marius: *grumbles* Even the catlike poise of the body… So uncommon in a man of muscular build. Such strength, always such strength.
Lestat: Oooh that’s good stuff… *writes* You make me sound so cool.
Marius: …such irrepressible optimism. *groans*
Lestat: Okay now we can move on.
(Bolded and underlined are canon or almost-canon quotes)
Have you ever made a threat so cryptic you yourself don’t understand it? [X]
Lestat: *takes a deep breath*
Lestat: i lo–
anyone who has spent 5 seconds around him, ever: yes, you love Louis. we know. you love Louis so much; he’s the light of your life, you love him so much. you just love Louis. we KNOW. you love Louis. you fucking love Louis, okay. we know, we get it. LOUIS. WE GET IT.
*Lestat’s thoughts after finishing IwtV*
Lestat: Ok… That sounds fake but ok.
“You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes…
…The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.”
Armand to Louis post-Theatre des Vampires: Lestat is dead!
Lestat [offscreen]: Quit telling people I’m dead!
Armand: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
I-want-my-IWTV 